Oh my god. This has made my entire life worth living.

I see lots of mermaids and mermen and mercats and merdogs but why doesn’t anyone ever draw MERFISH?

YOU’RE WELCOME.

And don’t forget merlobster, meroctopus, octooctopus, and merclam

###MERFISH

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#REPRE##SENT 👌👌

twitter

pizzaback:

everything these days is “smart”. “smart water” this, “smart speaker” that. what about the dumbass demographic? i want foolwater. sillybag. dolthome

iopele:

mildlyinteresting-blog:

https://ift.tt/2DKd8GF “These crayons in a hospital breakroom”

oh my GODS that’s perfect

homestuckorbust:

ectoimp:

So remember how I bought a motion activated night light for the toilet?
Well the cats seem to have discovered it. So I went to for a late night piss and was greeted to an ominous sight

duel the guardian of the piss alter

seekingjets:

The Nanny was my favorite show as a child…

whirlibird:

who needs a flight capable alt mode

ziraseal:

sexhaver:

peashooter85:

Mark Twain with his Colt Model 1903 pistol, 1908.

i cant stop thinking about this picture. the stance. the white suit. the way the gun looks like he’s just making a gun symbol with his fingers. the way his eyebrows are more prominent than his mustache. his fucking neck

the word “whippersnapper” is going to fire out of that gun

secondlina:

“Nope”, the anime.

Based on that hilarious text post.