i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

further clarafication

SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

terriblygrimm:

spectralarchers:

one-curly-spider-boi:

thefandomlifenerd:

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

‘thanks for nothing russo’ 😂

“he’s not even real”

“guns. guns aren’t cool so you can hop off the table”

li-gong:

clevermanka:

spazztastikim:

This is like a commercial for the dangers of teaching kids physics

When people say boys will be boys I wish this was the sort of thing they meant.

As foolish as the idea was it impressed me on some level

megatome:

thunder-thighs-balmung:

Favorite video of all time, always reblog

this is easily the best one. the slight facial expression change once he finishes talking. the horribly unnatural fall into the water.
the nailed swimming animations.

the ragdoll. this man is a national treasure

rattyarts:

the thoroughbred of sin

In which i decided to animate my opinions on azhdarchids (they are bad terrible horse demons)

phantomrose96:

Fandom theorizing after a major plot twist like

Okay but what if like all of Batman’s rogues gallery realised Catwoman gets immunity for being arrested cuz she bones Mr. My Parents are DEEAAAD and so they all try to seduce him to get that perk. Cue image of the Penguin lying on a grand piano with a rose between his teeth. “I’ve been – WAARRK – waiting for you, big boy…”

decepticonsensual:

This is AMAZING.

And yes, okay, my mind initially went to sexy young Gotham Penguin, who actually does sing a torch song at one point:

But let’s face it, it’s EVEN BETTER if it’s this Penguin:

(And now I’m just picturing Scarecrow trying to be equally sultry in the mask. Riddler leaving what he considers to be seductive puzzles for Batman to find. Killer Croc just flexing and being like, “Are you sure you want to take me to jail, sexy? Are you sure there isn’t… something else you want?”)

matt just told clint that his purple uniform looks silly, and clint was so outraged it took him a full five minutes to remember matt doesn’t know what it looks like

#my brothers are sitting across the barn #arguing about what shade of red paint they’re using #neither one seems to remember that they’re both red-green colorblind

katswenski:

A mystery, indeed.

My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!

Tell us a story about a cow.

buckykingofmemes:

the howlies were an unconventional unit. we moved faster than most other groups, and we were willing and able to take bigger, harder targets than most our size could. we also had the advantage of all being experts in our respective fields, and combined with steve’s conniving artist brain being in charge, we came at problems in unexpected ways.

all those things meant that we ran a lot of what phillips misleadingly called ‘precision ops,’ where our small team would covertly reach and then take out a target beyond our own lines, then exfiltrate back to safety. generally whatever our target was wound up as a massive heap of ash and rubble, because the howlies had a really unnecessary number of guys who wanted to demolitions. uh. ill admit to being guilty of that one myself.

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