Tag: snerk

fattyatomicmutant:

windycube:

bittertits:

duskdragonxiii:

duskdragonxiii:

duskdragonxiii:

duskdragonxiii:

duskdragonxiii:

Horses just be standing around in fields naked eating some of that sweet sweet grass

What a life

Do centaurs graze

Can u just catch a centaur grabbing that green shit from the ground and shoving it into thier mouth hole

Majestic

centaurs do not graze. their human faces are not designed for chomping cellulose all day. from this we can infer that they have an omnivorous digestive system to match, and thus a narrower abdomen than horses. centaurs are sleek, deadly consumers of everything but grass

unless they have an extra horse head growing out the human tummy in which case all bets are off

actually, every single reply to this post is either wrong or a coward, so here’s my nuclear take

@riftwitch

danyllura:

John Mulaney has this weird presence where i can’t imagine him at any stage in life besides his mid 30s and this has resulted in me only being able to picture child John Mulaney as slightly shorter adult John Mulaney with a propeller hat.

wittyandcharming:

muchadoabouttruffles:

Okay, just hear me out for a second.

Muggleborn kid with a talent for magic. Not real magic. Like, sleight of hand magic. And then a prefect catches them doing something like making a ball appear to vanish or whatever, and just loses their shit because this 11 year old kid has utterly mastered Vanishing Spells and what the hell how is that even possible.

#what’s that behind your ear professor snape #detention (x)

systlin:

I remember the first time I tried drying catnip in the food dehydrator, and accidentally invented a cat vape station. 

Came home to all three of them (only had three at the time) literally laying on/around the dehydrator stoned out of their little kitty minds.