thejakelikesonions:

The compass will also not tell you to buy my book, but you should buy my book.

wahoorat:

n-award:

I’m a hardened criminal…..

artsekey:

I’ll keep shitposting until the day I die

prongsyouignoramus:

Lily Evans is from Cokeworth, a town in the English midlands, so you can bet she had a real strong working class accent. That, coupled with her refusing to give up muggle slang to assimilate, means that James (posh pureblood pillock that he is) finds Lily incomprehensible for the entire first year.

himteckerjam:

rudelyfe:

ironoverwine:

theinturnetexplorer:

Being a nature photographer seems great, maybe I should try…

LMAOO

lkjrfewlkrjewr

gayreinhardt:

my relationship w faith and religion has always been so funny. when i did my first communion i got given a lil wooden box w the virgin mary on it so i did what every good catholic does and filled it w tiny glow in the dark spiders

nunia:

phdna:

enormous-green-rage-monster:

thor in thor 1 and tdw: who art thou

ragnarok thor:

In all fairness, it’s possible last time Thor had to speak English on a frequent basis was in the 16th century, but then he’s spent some time here and he has Updated His Language Pack™ now

The Steve Rogers Language Pack

gordon-freeman-official:

tilthat:

TIL J. R. R. Tolkien received from a fan a goblet with the Ring inscription on it in Black Speech. Because the Black Speech in general is an accursed language, and the Ring inscription in particular is a vile spell, Tolkien never drank out of it, and used it only as an ashtray.

via reddit.com

“I know I made this up but I’m still not taking chances”

Tolkien, probably

oh its a stealth mission? yeah sure just let me mute my noisy fucking robot arm

#why is it so LOUD #WHAT WAS THE PLAN HYDRA #HERE COMES THE WINTER SOLDER OR POSSIBLY A ROGUE HYDRAULIC PRESS

1dietcokeinacan:

superluminalflower:

this is probably the funniest thing i have ever seen

This acting…………….where is his Oscar