glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

“Should I lick the science?” forensic science edition: look, if you have to ask, you’re in the wrong line of work.

“Should I lick the science?” sociology edition: the IRB really won’t like that even if your subject thinks it’s kind of hot

“Should I lick the science?” vulcanology edition: part of me really wants to see you try

“Should I lick the science?” gynecology edition: ……….I mean. Definitely not in a professional context, but recreationally…? I’m sure it’ll be appreciated.

“Should I lick the science?” epidemiology edition: that is how you become the science


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reyaltyy:

lissanaria:

alysia-constantine:

nichtwing:

fromanotherroom:

The Imperial March playing from another room
John Williams
Star Wars

#when darth vader is strutting through the flight hangar and you’re an imperial accountant 2 decks below x

I am not exactly sure why this made me laugh so hard, but it totally did.

Lmao. -clerk at desk looks up, looks at cubicle buddy- ‘We need raises.’ ‘Yep.’

#there’s some plot happening but not in this room

tenderengines:

primusdick:

twinkletron:

i just realized ok so fucking

whirl’s rotors are in his arms/hands area right so like if he just spreads his arms could he like pchoo away into the sky

image

possibly the best thing i’ve ever drawn

i think i actually shed a tear

#rung: looks at whirl disapprovingly#whirl just nopes away from situations

“Whirl. Please get down here.” 
“NO, YOU GET UP HERE” 
“Whirl I cannot fly” 
“YOU ARE GOD. GROW WINGS. OR SMITE ME WITH LIGHTNING AND MAKE ME COME DOWN.” 
“Whirl no”