*insert Indiana Jones quote about snakes*

aegipan-omnicorn:

athelind:

scp-wiki-official:

Because you can’t contain snakes- Vivax

Once you get over the startle factor, realizing you’re seeing the Perfect Shed drops this into the category of those Immensely Satisfying Stim Videos.

[image description: a time lapse video loop in black and white of a snake shedding its skin, seen head-on, as the snake crawls forward through the skin toward the camera. Description ends]

Even more satisfying for the snake, I imagine..

snowflakeeel:

snowflakeeel:

can anyone ID this snake (or maybe legless lizard?) that i found? it got inside my apartment and i had to save it from my cat

edit: also im in central texas if that helps

a quick google tells me he might be a rough earth snek

but im not a snake scientist

or as @dappled-dephs suggested a groundsnake

tiny snakes are great

Yeah, looks like probably a rough earth snake. We get them pretty often in Texas. Totally harmless, pretty small. The worst they’ll do is pee on you. They’re shy and you mostly find them if you flip things over. Release him outdoors underneath some cover if you haven’t already, ideally in leaf litter.

Cute lil guy!

cacklebarnacle:

bunjywunjy:

undoherdamage:

carrotsforferrets:

nO StOP IT

i aM DEAD

FUCK OFF OK

@mynameiseyyyyyy

hognoses are fucking ridiculous

ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “…
the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca.
Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other
species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will
often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”

you seen that caterpillar that creates a cocoon that looks like a snake?

iguanamouth:

ahh i actually havent ! at first i thought you were actually talking about a CATERPILLAR that looks like a snake, and said cocoon on accident (specifically the caterpillar of the hemeroplanes triptolemus, or snake-mimic hawk moth)

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but it TURNS OUT theres a species of butterfly that takes it way further, to the point where all the other caterpillars are like “is this really fuckin necessary”

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its the chrysalis of the daring-owl butterfly ! a species thats found in trinidad and spends a good portion of its young adult life trying to convince other things that its not actually completely helpless

LOOK at the detail thats gone into this though- i cant even imagine the journey  this look mustve taken, with lightly less-snakelike chrysalises being eaten over time again and again until youve got something with definable eyes and scales

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apparently if disturbed theyll also rock violently back and forth, furthering the idea that this is a very dangerous pitviper with the tiniest body imaginable

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the adult butterflies are much less exciting but honestly they dont need to be with a history like that a+ bug

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