stagdoewolfdog:

vondrakenhof:

prongsmydeer:

I hope Sirius constantly turned into a dog to get out of arguments with James, because it would mean that James was left with the following options:

  • Being known as the crazy man who is arguing with a dog
  • Rough-housing, and being known as the man who is mean to dogs
  • Submitting to Sirius’s literal puppy-dog eyes, and losing almost every argument they have from the age of 15 onward

The fourth option is to turn into a deer and continue the argument.

Hogwarts student: *walks in on a deer and dog barking at each other*

Hogwarts student: 

Hogwarts student: why does this keep happening

alrightevans:

so i know that the point in prisoner of azkaban is that harry isn’t really seeing the grim its just sirius but honestly that doesnt change the facts like 1. sirius’s animagus form just happens to look exactly like the grim 2. the first time harry sees him he nearly gets merked by a triple decker bus 3. the second time harry sees him he falls 50 ft from the air  4. sirius’s friends and family are all dead by the end of the series.

not sayin my man is accidentally an omen of death but he kinda is, which tbh totally works for his brand

sarahthehappygiraffe:

Just imagine if Sirius and Remus had raised Harry, together…

-He reminds them of James and Lily so much, it helps them heal after their loss.

-Tonks being the cool vodka aunt that Remus is not really sure is a good babysitter, but who Sirius trusts fully.

– “Moony he’s turning four years!” “Yeah so what?” “WE. NEED. A. BIG.BIRTHDAY. PARTY. NOW.”

– Sirius turning into a dog to chase sneaking journalists and paparazzis away. Soon no one dares to come near because of the Lupin-Black couple’s crazy dog.

– “Why do we never see mr. Black going out with the dog?” “Oh yeah, he’s… he’s… a little scared by it. He’s scared by so many things…” (If looks could kill, Remus would have been killed by “his dog”)

-Sirius trying to cook without using magic, but failing again and again. Remus and Harry is too kind to point it out, leading to Sirius nearly burning the house down in an attempt to make some fancy food he thinks he is capable of making.

-Molly and Remus giving each other knitting tips (because of course Remus knits)

-Minerva McGonagall being equally horrified and happy by the thought of James Potter’s son raised by Sirius “I invented a spell to turn the whole gryffindor common room pink for three laughs” Black and Remus “I didn’t stop him” Lupin.

-Harry having someone who also lost someone important to them to help him managing the grief when Cedric gets killed.

-Harry being loved and supported by his dads.

-Aaaand most importantly two gay wizards showing up at Vernon Dursley’s doorstep explaining that they want Harry to meet his cousin and aunt and uncle, if that’s possible? And it’s just too much to Vernon who just sits in his chair silent the rest of the day, while Harry and Dudley plays and Petunia exchanging practical advice with Sirius and Remus.

freesiriusblack:

McGonagall: Mr. Black, why are you still here? I dismissed class ten minutes ago.

Sirius: Minerva, I’m contemplating what life really means, you know. I’m wondering whether we really have a purpose.

McGonagall:

Sirius:

Sirius: Plus, James glued my ass to my chair…

fleamontpotter:

snapslikethis:

hiddenpolkadots:

okay but was james potter the type to bite back all his deer related puns because ~don’t be suspicious~ or was he that weird kid at hogwarts with a deer obsession i need to know

…he called moony’s werewolf obsession ‘furry little problem’ and his nickname was prongs. pretty sure he had a deer obsession, babe, but masked it with general animal pun obnoxiousness.

actual footage of james and sirius on the hogwarts grounds

prongsmydeer:

prongsmydeer:

James Potter was so lucky his best friend could turn into a dog it’s all the beauty of having a pet with none of the responsibility 

Actually I just thought about Sirius Black and I take it back being friends with him was probably as much responsibility as having like ten dogs