Bucky has an abiding love of science and no sense of self preservation; he’ll hit anything Shuri tells him as many times as Shuri tells him
Shuri, after watching Bucky get blasted across the room for the third time in a row: wonderful, can you strike it from the other side this time?
Bucky, from the ground: sure you’re so cool thanks for the opportunity
bucky from the ground:
sure you’re so cool thanks for the
opportunity
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Tag: Shuri
@captn-sara-holmes and I were talking about Infinity War, and she mentioned how utterly fantastic the interviews have been with Sebastian Stan and Winston Duke, and how she wants to see Bucky and M’Baku interact. And then this happened. I’m not even sorry.
(no spoilers, because I haven’t seen the movie yet; this is rampant speculation on my part.)
(ficlet under the readmore)
Okay but what if Peter and Shuri are at the Avengers Compund and Peter asks Shuri if she wants to watch a movie with him in the screening room and she says yes. So they go in and Peter turns on Star Wars and half way through the movie he jokingly says how she should make real life SW tech. She tells him to pause the movie and she walks out of the room and comes back 10 minutes later and is like “I made these when I was 11!” And pulls out 2 functioning lightsabers and hands one to Peter, who is in shock and they start running around the compound fighting with lightsabers. T’Challa is annoyed because he told Shuri to leave them at home and Tony doesn’t know if he should be impressed bc Shuri made actual lightsabers or worried that two 16 year olds are running around using ACTUAL lightsabers.
Tony: hey what do you have there
Peter n Shuri, as they run pass: lightsabers!
Tony : NO!
posts that imply shuri wouldn’t be 100% delighted to have her new lab assistant be tony stark baffle me. she’s not mean, she’s not gonna be like ‘fuck you you’re LESS INTELLIGENT THAN I AM’ she’s gonna put that grown ass man to work and make him throw blueberries across the room so she can catch them in her mouth
Shuri shouting out the floor is lava and recording the confusion among the avengers wondering why tchalla king of Wakanda hopped up on a counter cause goddammit his little sister pulls this shit all the time and peter is stuck on the wall because he’s also a child of the internet and understands the meme life and now his fate is sealed there will never not be a time Shuri isn’t camera ready and yelling out the floor is lava to see the wackiest places she could get peter to stick on
T’Challa ignored her once so she developed synthetic deployable lava and the next time she yelled the floor is lava it actually was. T’Challa lives in fear now because he knows if he doesn’t pretend the floor is dangerous, it will be.
Once she got peter to stick onto T’Challa.
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