Tag: Scraplets

I forgot to ask with my last ask, but… What’s a scraplet?

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please imagine: a teeth. a Very sharp teeth. now imagine: with legs. very fast. small, but extremely teeth, and sharp, and also very, very, VERY hungry.

now imagine?: teeth hungry, but for you. all of you. how can small teeth eat all of you, may be a question you are thinking. well never fear. MANY smallteethwithlegs, MANY MANY small fast sharp, and ALL very, very, very, VERY, very, hungry.

now, imagine,  your whole body being inserted legs-first into a professional-grade wood chipper! 

now imagine wishing for that instead of the death awaiting you at the teeth of these teeth

specialopssaddleback:

gravescratch:

specialopssaddleback:

Consider the following advantages to laying on the floor;

  • People generally don’t interrupt you
  • Some mecha have really goddamn unfairly attractive pedes
  • Smooth floor, cool floor, soothe my aching spark
  • Grab someone’s ankle joint to scare them if they don’t see you
  • Rodent hiding places at optic level
  • People tend to respond to otherworldly screams from floor level by leaping comically high into the air
  • ‘Accidentally’ see up under skirting panels 
  • If people accidentally step on you they feel bad and bring you energon
  • Increases one’s Mystery if done right
  • Is Dramatic when well accompanied with sound and/or staring

See? There’s lots of good reasons to stay down h-

wait, did you say Rodents? Like, pests? vermin?

SCREAMING

Pardon?

Ah, my apologies. I forget that easy access to small pests is not a perk for most people.

They really are delicious in the right sauce, though.