Russia – Page 2 – BettSplendens Tumblr Evac

bbqcute:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

dear-tumb1r:

ah yes, yellow concrete, make russian boy BEEG n STRONK

the resigned look on his face is priceless.

How at the end he gestures with his hands like “what the fuck is this”

the-real-seebs:

variablejabberwocky:

frosty-the-snowden:

sleepycleric:

frosty-the-snowden:

odinsnotwearingmakeup:

fantasticworldofflanneldoodle:

Is this what war is now?

We finally weaponized gay chicken

I told y’all about the time at Adeevka, right?

Tell us a story, Frosty!

I was at Adeevka where the Ukrainians are trying to take a strategically-located overpass from the Separs (I was there as a peaceful tourist who never even touched a firearm, of course) and the positions there are about 400 or so meters away from each other, so if you scream loud enough the fucks on the other side can actually hear you.

Up to this point, I’d observed a guy dropping his phone like it was going to bite him when I told him the Bruno Mars song he was playing was gay, and could reliably make people leave the room by asking them “would you rather sit on a chocolate cake and suck a dick, or eat a chocolate cake while getting fucked in the ass”, so it’s at this point in the trenches that a flash of inspiration hits me.

In my best Russian (which was utterly broken but “proper” Russian grammar is barbaric caveman-speak anyway) I scream out “next guy that shoots is gay”. And I swear to whatever god exists that two solid minutes of silence followed. It was some guns-fall-silent Christmas miracle shit

thats it, thats the Gay Agenda ™ : world peace

antiweaponized homophobia

languages-georg:

So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.

Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.

“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”