thinking bout Roddy doing his level best to cuddle Megatron. Roddy is sure that in his entire evil life, nobody’s ever held him in their arms because, well… Megatron. It’s not easy, he can’t cover enough surface area. Megatron is way too large and there’s only so much of him.
tired of Rodimus aggressively starfishing on him, Megatron barks at him cease this. you know I’m capable of mass displacement. and he knows he’s made a huge mistake when Rodimus’s optics dilate until they’re taking up his whole face. his existence is a farce now, just a never-ending series of capitulations to rodimus’s every whim, and the only thing he can do is sigh and wait for Rodimus to tell him how small.
Tl:dr Rodimus absolutly is an outlier and outlier powers are ridiculous.
Alright, but Rodimus going swimming in lava and then Regretting It because, hey, lava is rock, and now there’s rock hardening in all sorts of weird places. Being thoroughly chewed out by the medics while they wait for him to cool down enough to clean it all out.
Goddamnit you and your everything. Giggly robot sex is just- and aslfhsdgbh
Their faces, they’re so great. I literally love everything about this, I just- the way they’re both grinning like madmen encourages me to believe that they’re somewhere they really shouldn’t be doing this.
Like…
Under Magnus’ desk.
And they’re like “Shhhh, sshh, shhhkghk sdgdg snrk”
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