I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.”
let him say fuck
I was at a crossing once and a kid’s dad said ‘and we have to wait for the green man’ and the 30 people on this crossing all stood waiting for the green man just to prove to this kid that that’s what you do. I’ve never seen anyone wait for the green man on this crossing before you just go when its clear. But Everyone Waited.
Reversely, when I once crossed the road when the light was still red, a group of little kids booed at me.
Just hung up a bird house about a week ago. Had it for years now, with house finches and chickadees faithfully nesting in it each year.
Well, new house and recently found it so decided to hang it up just to let the local birds get use to it.
Didn’t take this one long to claim it.
Still has the previous oqnwra nest in it and everything.
The Sahara sand viper (Cerastes vipera), is a small, venomous viper endemic to the deserts of North Africa and the Sinai Peninsula and it has a very special skill. It can hide itself by burying itself in the sand. They do this in order to wait for prey. They wiggle their tails to attract a potential meal and then lunge out from under the sand to chomp them.
Photographer Zac Herr had the brilliant idea of giving a captive-bred Sahara sand viper the opportunity to show off its special skill in a pool full of rainbow sprinkles instead of sand. pacinthesink provided the snek and jdrrising recorded the results:
Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like they’re tragic famine victims who haven’t eaten in weeks and are about to drop dead from starvation right mcfuckin now, because you’re 10 minutes late feeding them is always going to be one of the funniest things to me
the cat who lives at the vet clinic i volunteer at was mad yesterday because his dinner was half an hour late due to a busy day. he proceeded to go to all the (empty dw) garbage cans and tried to knock them over and started desperately scavenging for scraps of food because obviously no one loves him or cares about him and if he must eat garbage to survive then so be it
not food related, but one time my cat cried at me for 20 minutes before i worked out that the reason why she was upset was because there was a coat hanger on her favourite cushion
This is absolutely beautiful and changed my life, thank you so much. Please protect her from hangers at all costs
wow. am STORVING and humaines here making joke laugh at cate honger ?!
My cat is a social eater who is not food motivated at all, so I was baffled when I first got him because he didn’t seem to care about food but he would SCREAM at me for hours when I knew his bowl was full. Any time I went to double check that he did indeed have food, he’d book it to the bowl and snarf like his life depended on it, but as soon as I walked away he’d follow me screaming again.
Eventually I figured out that he just wanted a dining companion and was screaming about how we’re a family and families eat together, god damnit! I moved his food bowl under my computer desk and it fixed the problem. But if I’m ever out for more than 12 hours I’ll come home to find him in a passive-aggressive kitty huff because dinner has been ready for hours but he’s been trying to be considerate (unlike some humans) and waiting for me to eat it.
Things my cat has cried at:
I wouldn’t let her jump on top of the burning hot stove
I moved my coat so that she couldn’t scale the kitchen chair and jump on people’s shoulders when they walked past
I didn’t scratch her cheek firmly enough
She ate her entire meal allowance for the day in one sitting at 9am and was famished by 10am
I didn’t let her sit behind me on the toilet seat
I wouldn’t let her eat toothpaste
I wouldn’t let her eat the cork from a wine bottle
I wouldn’t let her eat the straw that my rabbit had pissed on
Cats are inherently ridiculous creatures and this is why they are perfect.
I relate on a spiritual level with the absolute fury in that cat’s face in the last gif
No no no, that is not an angry cat, that is a patient cat!!! Look at that relaxed body language! That cat is letting that puppy chew on its ear–I guarantee you it does NOT have to put up with that. Puppo’s excited paws are flailing all over kitty’s face yet all we get is a patient slow blink??? No thrashing tail, either, please note.
This is not an angry kitty. This is a VERY GOOD KITTY who is being super duper patient with a very young pupper and has probably been around puppies all its life. A Very Good Cat indeed!!!
Dude likes rules he likes listeningandfollowing to rules.
Sohes either a really good sub or areally good Dom(but also both)
Like I can totally see him making his own BDSM rule book just to have it down on paper.
Like youcannot convince me otherwise???
Yes, I agree!
He’d be an incredibly good Dom and a good Sub.
I feel like he’d maybe prefer Subbing, because it would feel amazing to give up control and let someone else handle responsibility for a while. But! He could only do it with someone he really, really trusts, otherwise he’ll be to anxious to really let go.
And he’d have a HUGE rule book. He’s the kind of guy that would sit down with a partner and a checklist, going over ever possible scenario and detail. Draw up a contract, get everything in writing, start off easy then make alterations later if the need to, very proper, very responsible.
Honestly, that’s probably almost a kink for him in and of itself, and shows him what kind of person his partner is; did they rush through and barely listen, act snappy about it? Probably not going to work out. Did they actually listen, communicate with him, take it seriously? Well, that’s certainly promising.
Ooh! That’s right! He wouldn’t feel right just giving up responsibility for just anyone!!
Also lmao it’s his foreplay to make a contract and go over scenarios.
hhh ultra magnus with a nice partner and doing all of this with him SOUNDS SO GOOd
Hmm if he would like being sub then I wonder if he would ever be into pet play, or would that be a little too embarrasing for him? hhhh
Ultra Magnus in a collar is so good, it’s so good.
I think Ultra Magnus would live pet play. It has rules and directions to follow, a set structure and power dynamics, where he can give up control to someone else, completely submit to someone else’s authority.
He gets to be praised if he does well, told he’s a good boy (something he desperately wants to hear, but almost never gets to), given physical affection. The collar makes him feel wanted, a display of ownership by someone that actually wants him.
But I think he’d definitely be embarrassed about it, and it’s not something he would trust with just anyone.
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