Apparently, this is the month where everybody gets sick at the same time, so I’ll be curled under a mountain of blankets and watching bad romcoms starring Hugh Jackman.
Time travel is just as absurd and hilarious as you might expect when filmed in late 90′s to early 2000′s, and cackling about burnt toast and doggy clean-up laws makes me feel better.
While that is happening, I’ve been searching my old photos and found some pictures of my roosters. Since @gallusrostromegalus is also sick and really like chickens I’ll be tagging them to coo over my dumb birds
And these little hens have all grown up but still like to hide and eat whats left of the tomato stems
Rats are so easy to please. I shoved some sweet potato into cardboard toilet paper tubes, packed in with shredded paper towels. At first they were just excited about the paper towel shreds and started making a nest, then they found the sweet potato and lost their minds. Like they couldn’t believe what a good and gracious world they lived in that there could be sweet potato and paper towel at the same time.
my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone. i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner
“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”
So, a while back, I was using clicker-training to teach my cat Taz tricks. She learned very quickly and it was a good experience all around, but we had to hide the clicker.
Taz had learned that the clicker meant she got treats. So she would find it, carry it up to people, step on it to make it click, and then SCREAM AT THEM to give her the treats she was clearly owed because the clicker had made a sound.
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