I need werewolf grandmothers who are eight feet tall with thick fur graying around their eyes and muzzles, wearing shawls they knitted themselves because regular old lady shawls just don’t fit their immense shoulders the way they do in human form.
With a slight stoop to her back from standing on two legs and running on all four. Heavily scarred from her rambunctious youth hunting, running, roaming the lonely roads, leading the pack. Now she is content to offer guidance to the younger generations, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t still have a hunt or two left in her.
She may not be able to run down a buck the way she could at twenty-eight but by golly when one of her grandcubs faces down an angry brown bear in the wilds her claws come back out and she is every bit the alpha she has always been.
Werewolf grandma who nuzzles her adult kids when they come to visit for Christmas and fawns over how big her grandcubs’ paws are. Who cooks a feast of venison and wild hog with herbs from her own garden. Who entertains the local sheriff and his family for dinner on weekends because she saved his father on a hunting accident when he was just a little kid; now he keeps trespassers out of her territory and she teaches his kids how to camp and regales them around campfires with stories about a world their teachers tell them only exists in TV shows.
cody knows anakin thinks of him as by-the-book and 100% sort of stick-up-his-ass and this is just fucking hilarious to him
it’s an in-joke now just fucking
anakin will make some off-hand comment about cody being boring and cody will turn to rex with the sort of tilt to his helmet that makes rex instantly 100% aware that cody has a huge shit-eating grin on underneath it
Happy New Year! 2018 is the Year of the Doggo. This doesn’t officially happen until the Chinese New Year on February 16th, 2018, but we’re so excited about it that we want to start celebrating the awesomeness of our canine friends right away.
Thankfully Bored Panda assembled a collection of dog-related snapchats that are equal parts cute, heartwarming, and hilarious. These are some of our favorites. Click here for many, many more.
When I was a very small child, my mom used to bury coins in my sandbox, leave huge boot prints in the sand, and tell me pirates had come in the night and buried treasure. I would be out there happily for hours, with my little sieve, and my mom got a quiet morning to herself for the price of a handful of pennies.
I was always kind of skeptical about Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy, because visiting every kid in the world did not seem reasonable. But the pirates only visited me, so they were probably real.
So that’s the story of how I ended up being an archaeologist. How about you?
This will be the cutest video you will see today. My grandparents found baby sea turtles on their doorstep this morning so they released them one by one!
please turn on your volume omg
Baby sea turtles find the ocean at night by looking for the light of the moon reflecting off of it, so they can be drawn to lights nearby by mistake. If you live near a turtle beach, turn off your porch lights.
Also, taking them to the beach they came from is absolutely the right thing to do, but with one addition: it’s best not to put them too close to the water. You have to stay nearby and watch for gulls and crabs, but female sea turtles remember their beach best if they walk down at least 10 feet of sand before hitting the water, so it’s best to place them all a distance away and let ‘em walk. They can do it, they have the energy, but they might stop and rest a couple of times on the way there. Just be prepared to wave your arms and yell if a seagull comes nearby.
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