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sabertoothwalrus:

we have this puppy stuffed animal that Randy and Half-n-Half LOVE to pretend is some prey animal they’ve just caught

the best part is, no matter where you move it, within the next 24 hours it ALWAYS ends up tucked behind the fake potted tree

zooophagous:

sixpenceee:

The Bumblebee bat, (or Kitti’s Hog Nosed Bat as it is also known as) the world’s smallest bat and is also the worlds smallest mammal. These cute little creatures are just 29 – 33mm in length, and have a wingspan of approximately 170mm and weigh a tiny amount of 2 grams. (Source)

Oh NO

justcatposts:

Cat snaps

thatnordicguy:

thatgirlonstage:

marlowehoe:

star-anise:

weightandsea:

positive-memes:

Using unwholesome language to keep your show wholesome

Awwwwwwww

As well as swearing, they also use brand names,

This must be the definition of chaotic good honestly

Honestly it would probably also help me stop crying if there was a lady standing next to me shouting “Nike! Adidas! Tastykake! Gucci! Google! Pringles! Fuck, I’m blanking shit shit shit fuck shit just keep swearing shit shit COMCAST”

me: *crying over croisants*
two british ladies: *chanting* CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT

toadlysons:

I was curious so I put a male on my knee and he proceeded to keep singing. wild toads just don’t care about anything

#toadlysons #toads #toads at all other times of the year: oh dear….i better dig a hole for safety #toads during spring: FFFWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEE

toadschooled:

E-mail responds to a RIVAL MALE [actually my laptop]

conflictedpsyches:

lilylilymine:

i just imagined orcs getting into fights over how their wife is the biggest, most beautiful with the sharpest teeth.

“HOW DARE!!! THROG’S WIFE SHROKKA IS 10 FEET TALL, HER TEETH BREAK BOULDERS, HER BEAUTY SHAMES THE SUN”

Ok, but this fight, but the two speakers that are aggressively declaring that their wife is more beautiful… are two female orcs that are married to each other.

justcatposts:

oh hello.

Source: memewhore

the-long-dog:

spikethebeetle:

spike loves bananas! 🍌I’m not sure why he paws at them – does it make them easier to lick?

Stroke the banan

Love the banan