i love dolly parton and please acknowledge that she’s a queen
Dolly Parton has come up with some of my fav quotes. Two I remember very well are:
“No money doesn’t make you happy but at least you can wear nice clothes while you’re miserable.”
“No it doesn’t bother me when people call me a dumb blonde because I know I’m not dumb and I know I’m not blonde.”
Our patron saint of Tennessee. Go to Dollywood if you can. Eat a lot of fudge, go to fun tourist traps, do the whiskey tasting. It’s not great whiskey but it is fun.
I always liked Roger from 101 Dalmatians because I admire a person who, when faced with someone they dislike that’s invading their space, just aggressively plays jazz instruments at them until they leave.
Tonight at the gym a man who looked like fuckin Thor asked me out and when I told him I was a lesbian he goes “oh. Chill. You know, my sister and I work out a lot together. She’ll be here tomorrow, same time.”