THIS IS SO CUTE
Tag: pure
Hi I just got back from the BEST eclipse party with the kids at Durango Elementary, my faith in the future is restored.
- Someone made “eclipse cookies” which are sable cookies with a dark center and a pale crescent or corona, good job PTA Mom Jennifer
- Kids were SO HYPE for the eclipse, and were thrilled to explain it over and over to me
- Great grasp of orbital physics for a bunch of 5-10 year olds
- Someone’s dad brought in a theremin?
- The whole school is space-themed this week.
- I watched a 4th-grader give a presentation on abiogenesis and how different planets may have things like nitrogen-beased lifeforms and holy fuck that was rally cool???
- I think it;s the theremin-dad’s kid.
- Bless the small child trying to hold his glasses up to the iguana so he could see it too.
- Also bless all the teachers in FMA/Little Shop of Horrors/Avatar shirts.
- Kids had a great time , Adults had a good time, everyone had a great time.
- Like really, I believe in the post-millenials . They can make Starfleet Happen.
WAIT SHIT THERE’S MORE:
- Someone from the Southern Ute tribe came down to talk about their mythology regarding the eclipse but I got there just when he was wrapping up and missed most of it 😦
- Other ppl from Spellbinders Storytellers were there with other tales about the eclipse. I got to hear about a Chinese astronomer who made the first written records of a solar eclipse and possibly a supernova
- Kids had a voting jar for their favorite astronaut. Mae C. Jemmison is currently in the lead, but at least some of the kids think she’s Uhura. Oh well.
- Lovecraftian child attempting to open a portal to another world by drawing sigils in the tam-bark. You go kid.
- Someone made a planetary model of the eclipse out of cake. I got a slice of the Sea Of Tranquility.
- Pack of ten-year-olds debating the best way to terraform mars, and whether we should move all the animals there, because earth is polluted, or whether all the humans should leave earth because we don’t deserve it. It was an extremely serious discussion.
I love kids and this is why
SO IF YOU CAN GET THEIR ATTENTION AND YOU PUT YOUR HANDS TO YOUR HEAD AND MIMIC THEIR GILS, YOU CAN GET THEM TO FLAP THEIR GILS AT YOU AND ITS THE CUTEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS SCIENCE
that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her
He checked her pulse
Today’s Pic of Rung has been brought to you by: He Not Only Brought His Model Kit But He Wrote His Name On It Too
One of the few gyms in my area is within a cemetery.
These little guys have been in there for two days straight now, no joke.
No one is attacking!its because Jesus is watching over the children
As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail 😀 the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place
this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this
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