xiaq:

So my grandmother and I went into town today to hit up the Walmart for corn meal. She warned me that a lot of brands mix a little wheat flour in, so we’d have to check the ingredients. Since Deacon doesn’t have any experience with corn meal, I figured I’d give him a little test and have him check the bags before we looked at the ingredients. He alerted to every bag on the shelf.

My grandmother thought this was the Best. Thing. Ever. She was so delighted to have him alert and then she’d look at the bag and say “yes! he’s right! check the next one!” (video is him checking the second to last one on the shelf). Because of this we gathered quite a crowd of spectators, one of which was a store employee, who ran a few aisles over and brought back a bag of gluten-free cornbread muffin mix for him to check. He said it was safe, at which point everyone watching collectively lost their shit. You would have thought we’d just won the Stanley cup. Strangers were hugging. It was unreal.

So afterward I held an impromptu Q&A session since none of them had ever seen a service dog before, and then a police officer who was watching told me all about the Malinois their force had, and even got choked up talking about the dog’s passing last year.

Since getting home, my grandmother has proudly told this story to every single person that called the house this afternoon (she’s a very popular lady), whether it be family members, quilting friends, or the preacher, one of which responded, delighted, that her daughter had already heard the story from her husband who was doing the grocery shopping that morning.

Small town life, ya’ll.

ottermatopoeia:

clarrkey:

yababay:

Доброе утро!

Good morning!

You have nothing to offer! Leave them alone!

These are squat lobsters. They are not technically lobsters but are called that because common names are silly. Like many aquatic animals, they don’t have any innate fear of humans, only of large shapes and quick motions. This is how you interact properly with harmless invertebrates- you put yourself in a position where they can approach, and, once they touch you, you can touch back. 

taz-quails:

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the day hutch! when chicks are old enough (over a week) i put them in this little hutch for a few hours on warm days so they can get used to outside.

i also put two hens in there with them, to teach them how to scratch around and be bird. the hens also keep each other company, i’ve found just using one hen by herself tends to stress her out, so a friend really helps to keep everyone calm.

and when the day starts cooling, or the weather turns, the chicks go back inside to their brooder. safe and warm

The Hosts of Ultimate Beastmaster, Episode 1

okayto:

So over on Netflix is a cool obstacle course show that needs more attention. Like American/Ninja Warrior? This is better. First, because the course is designed like a giant beast

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Second, because competitors can touch the water and continue–water-related disqualification only happens if all four limbs touch. I remain FOREVER BITTER that American Ninja Warrior disqualified a woman because her freaking ponytail touched the water.

Third–and this is the most important reason–there are six sets of hosts from the different competing countries and they all interact with each other. Sometimes we just get a shot of all reacting (also please notice that TERRY CREWS is one of the American hosts and he is the best)

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and we [American show] frequently cut to other commentators

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But they also literally go into each other’s booths! Like when South Korea brought one of their competitors into Germany’s booth with the German competitor…

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More under the cut because IT ONLY GETS BETTER (also, very mild spoiler for the end of episode 1) (Link for mobile)

(Edit://read-more links aren’t working on mobile apparently. Beware. I’ve tagged this as “long post” if you want to be able to avoid it for now.)

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needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves:

herzspalter:

Okay, the anon’s message first: I’m not big into humanformers and therefore, I haven’t put much thought into what the robots would look like as humans in my head, but with the scenario you described, I think I’d kinda love the idea of Bee, still being rather short in comparison to Blitzwing, trying to shove him against a wall in a sudden burst of passion, but having his hands meet an absolutely unmoving body, and after a few futile attempts at shoving the guy at least a few inches forward, Bee just kinda awkwardly backs up and closes the door without saying a word, with Blitzwing just silently watching him, utterly unimpressed. Now I do kinda want to draw that…

However, and I know this isn’t what you suggested and I’m sorry for that, the “robots probably don’t shower”-thing made me think that maybe they go to a car wash, and the idea of a smaller Transformer like Tailgate showering this way is killing me.I want a Tailgate in a car wash with a towel, damn it!

@morethanmeetstheass i love the idea of bots in carwashes