Shockwave and Soundwave haven’t even got off the ground yet but you can tell Soundwave has his giant fur coat, hat, and sunglasses on and is signing the divorce papers as we speak. “Shockwave, you know what I like as gifts. Cats. Stuffed animals. Blankets. Energon candy. Mixtapes. Birds. Dead functionists. Noise-canceling headphones. Not *waves noodles* THIS.”
