Tag: Pokemon

Let’s try one of those “reblog with” things I’ve seen on other blogs.

bland-pokemon-headcanons:

Reblog with your idea for a new Pokémon. I’ll start.

I would like a dark/water type based on a leopard seal. It uses it’s strange, beautiful song to attract prey close.

More of a whole new line. 

Three seemingly unremarkable, unrelated Pokemon, at least one of which is probably based off of a saltwater angelfish. Probably one is grass, one is water, one is fire, and they vaguely look as if they could be starters, but are otherwise unremarkable.

Until they evolve. Because there are three evolved versions, and each of the unevolved Pokemon can evolve into each of the evolved versions. They may completely change type to allow for this, and the evolution is most likely either random or based on a value that the player can’t change. None of the final versions are significantly more or less common than the others, there’s about a 1/3 chance of getting any given evolved ‘mon from any given unevolved one. Also, breeding them might result in any of the three unevolved ones. 

To make this not an evil thing to do, they’re not terribly rare. Found in different areas, though, at slightly different starting levels, so it’s a surprise when they turn out to be related.

spoopy-eneko:

mantyf:

siderealsandman:

taggthewanderer:

invigoratingcheese:

nihilistgirlfriend:

Everytime I see someone’s edgy theory about how capturing Pokémon is wrong, I remember that time in Sinnoh it was explicitly stated that Pokémon approach trainers specifically to engage in battle and how it’s implied multiple times throughout the series that Pokémon engage in battle and competitions for their own prestige and it’s just a symbiotic relationship that a respectful trainer gets a career for helping raise a powerful Pokémon while the Pokémon gets access to stronger opponents and more varied experiences than it ever would in its native habitat

Also in the first episode of the anime Ash asks why a wild pokemon is attacking Pikachu and his pokedex says that wild pokemon are often jealous of pokemon with trainers.

#keep your edgy shit away from my pokemon plz n thx

Pokemon are miniature blood knights who love beating the shit out of one another and dream of joining professional fighting squads that go around beating the shit out of one another and I think that’s amazing

It’s actually also officially stated that pokemon battle all the time against each other in the nature.
Just think about it: it’s how they EVOLVE, that’s how they grow and mature, and you meet evolved and high-leveled pokemon in the wilds, meaning they did a lot of fighting.
Also, a lot of people forget that the reason they have moves is because it’s how they harness their power in a relatively safe way.
That’s why they need to learn things like “Cut”, “Surf” and “Fly”: they could do all those things naturally, but they need to learn how to cut things without gutting creatures around them, how to swim without drowning you in the process, how to fly without having you falling from dangerously high heights.
They use moves precisley because that isn’t a brutal beat-down or a fight to the death, but a safe way of confrontation and personal growth.
And it was also stated that captured pokemon are stronger and level up faster than wild ones, meaning that once they bond with a trainer the whole challenging other trainers is actually beneficial to them, not cruel.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. this makes much more sense now.

spoopy-eneko:

mantyf:

siderealsandman:

taggthewanderer:

invigoratingcheese:

nihilistgirlfriend:

Everytime I see someone’s edgy theory about how capturing Pokémon is wrong, I remember that time in Sinnoh it was explicitly stated that Pokémon approach trainers specifically to engage in battle and how it’s implied multiple times throughout the series that Pokémon engage in battle and competitions for their own prestige and it’s just a symbiotic relationship that a respectful trainer gets a career for helping raise a powerful Pokémon while the Pokémon gets access to stronger opponents and more varied experiences than it ever would in its native habitat

Also in the first episode of the anime Ash asks why a wild pokemon is attacking Pikachu and his pokedex says that wild pokemon are often jealous of pokemon with trainers.

#keep your edgy shit away from my pokemon plz n thx

Pokemon are miniature blood knights who love beating the shit out of one another and dream of joining professional fighting squads that go around beating the shit out of one another and I think that’s amazing

It’s actually also officially stated that pokemon battle all the time against each other in the nature.
Just think about it: it’s how they EVOLVE, that’s how they grow and mature, and you meet evolved and high-leveled pokemon in the wilds, meaning they did a lot of fighting.
Also, a lot of people forget that the reason they have moves is because it’s how they harness their power in a relatively safe way.
That’s why they need to learn things like “Cut”, “Surf” and “Fly”: they could do all those things naturally, but they need to learn how to cut things without gutting creatures around them, how to swim without drowning you in the process, how to fly without having you falling from dangerously high heights.
They use moves precisley because that isn’t a brutal beat-down or a fight to the death, but a safe way of confrontation and personal growth.
And it was also stated that captured pokemon are stronger and level up faster than wild ones, meaning that once they bond with a trainer the whole challenging other trainers is actually beneficial to them, not cruel.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. this makes much more sense now.

8r00t4l:

bettycrockersbitch:

dicaeopolis:

astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

aliens stole yo fruit snacks