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glumshoe:

glumshoe:

My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness.

Child: “Fuck!”

Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me, is it?”

Child: “I guess not… sorry…”

Sometimes I’d work with teenagers and facilitate activities like giant swing or zipline, which involve full-body harnesses that get Wildly Uncomfortable in the crotch areas. The younger kids didn’t mind it, but those burdened by more of the wonderful gifts of puberty had some things to complain about.

And complain they would! I think 15 year old boys are contractually obligated to shout “THIS HURTS MY BALLS!” at the top of their lungs every time they’re in a harness. To combat this, I’d warn them about the pain ahead of time and tell them that if they need to come down, I’ll help them down immediately. “However, I don’t get paid enough to listen to teenagers scream about their genitals for an hour. If you have to scream, we’re gonna call them ‘your honor’, okay?”

Teenagers screaming “OH NO! MY HONOR!” while swinging through the canopy? Hilarious.

advisortotheadvisor:

That one vine where the dad’s playing the trombone and the son’s slamming the oven door except it’s with hopper and eleven

adhesivesandscrap:

h-g-sol:

mapelie:

tastefullyoffensive:

Same to you, tree! (via youted)

The fuckyou tree

@adhesivesandscrap why do I get the feeling that this tree is on SA Wheeljack’s property?

Something similar as a warning.

On Halloween it has strangely realistic severed limb decorations…

Source: tastefullyoffensive

skarchomp:

battle-institute:

battle-institute:

Sooo with the new update Pokemon Go decided that uh, my house is now a lake? There is no body of water near my house for miles so…

Update:

There is a Lapras in my garage.

Source: battle-institute

tastefullyoffensive:

(via JazzTrombonist)

Source: tastefullyoffensive

squidzillion:

squidzillion:

*casually sashays away from midterms*

*AGGRESSIVELY SASHAYS AWAY FROM FINALS*

Source: squidzillion

megatome:

thunder-thighs-balmung:

Favorite video of all time, always reblog

this is easily the best one. the slight facial expression change once he finishes talking. the horribly unnatural fall into the water.
the nailed swimming animations.

the ragdoll. this man is a national treasure

thebeakincarnate:

Bird Dad sneezed and the look of absolute concern on Jellybean’s face is priceless.

coswave:

Soundwave and Cosmos

sitting in and tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-CLONK

snowflakeeel:

snowflakeeel:

What’s up, fishkeepers? Onyx here with a Monday Morning Fishkeeping Tip!!

Maybe..,,..,. do not keep your large bottle of API® StressCoat+ on your bathroom counter right next to your mouthwash!!!!!!! Bad !!!! things!!!! Can!!!! Happen!!!!

So far i’ve seen 4 distinct responses to this post

We have

The horror

The worry

(sidenote: you guys are sweet! i checked the MSDS and it’s not toxic)

The jokes

And the curiosity

it…. tastes distinctly unlike mouthwash

very…. sharply sour??? kinda like very strong soap

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