Tag: pfft

stevetbqh:

isadscy:

francyfifty:

thatsalotofboobs:

jaxxgarcia:

In the game of Salem, if you’re the “witch” you have to lie and trick your way into convincing people you’re not the witch to make it to the end of the game alive. I just didn’t think @toomuchducky would resort to the lengths of making me concerned for his well being to get there.

The second the music kicked in I knew shit was about to go down

This was a hell of a rollercoaster jeez I’m crying

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

Jaxx @ Ducky basically

romanimp:

fencing coach: how are your legs feeling after that workout?

me: sore

fencing coach: [[suddenly in a Russian accent]] Good. Make your thighs big as mother Russia. You know what they say about women with big thighs, yes?

me: [[also in a Russian accent]] Can crush head between legs like watermelon.

fencing coach:

fencing coach: [[still in a Russian accent]] You and I…we have very different fantasies

trashfirefallon:

I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever.
So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark fucken naked.
I’m also white as fuck. I glow in the dark.
I make eye contact with the dude driving.
I don’t make a move to cover up or anything because idgaf about being naked.
I see his eyes widen….

With fear.

He fucken books it out of there like a bat out of hell.

And that’s the story about how I became a ghost sighting in a small town in New England.