Tag: PFAH

gaeadene:

spider-man: venom! i don’t know what you’re up to, but i’m here to stop it

venom: i’m taking pictures of myself for a fetish website for money, parker

venom: that a problem

spider-man: uh

spider-man: no i suppose not

spider-man: how good’s the money in that

venom: you appeal to a completely different demographic, parker

tiny-septic-box-sam:

cotton-flurry:

edwardspoonhands:

drowningz:

grapes-of-plath:

epitomeofnerd:

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

Bless you, Chris Pratt

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

It’s bACK.

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/bettsplendens/172677698024/tumblr_nt6ko7kzZ21rsus6s?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
https://bettsplendens.tumblr.com/post/172677698024/audio_player_iframe/bettsplendens/tumblr_nt6ko7kzZ21rsus6s?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fbettsplendens%2F172677698024%2Ftumblr_nt6ko7kzZ21rsus6s

glumshoe:

@thebibliosphere This song reminds me of you. Ever time.

lavenderprose:

Partnered events in the summer Olympics: You and your partner work together to hit a ball over a net. You and your partner must dive in a way that is both clean and synchronized. You and your partner must row a boat very fast.

Partnered events in the winter Olympics: YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND YOU HAVE TO SWING THEM AROUND YOUR HEAD. YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND THEY’RE LITERALLY STANDING ON YOU. YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND YOU PICK THEM UP AND 

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