SCREAMING
Tag: parrot
behold, a man
Is that a chocobo?
This is too agile to be a newborn nakey baby bird. Nakey babies are kinda floppy and terrible. I think it’s an adult of a small species, a parakeet or something, with a disease or genetic issue that makes it incapable of growing feathers.
oh myGOD i wasn’t ready
Science tumblr pleaE explains this funky birb
Me making the noise of updates
Birb likes the noise! A lot of parrots and parrotlets really enjoy repetitive sounds, and wil make said sounds for themselves.
the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.
WHAT DID HE ORDER???
OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES
berries.
berries.
berries.
@zaiqukaj Harpies tho
Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.”
Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent.
Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.”*Lady laughs*
Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?”
Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)”
Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts* – the next five items?
Lady: “Yes please”
Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?”
Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes!
Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?”
Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter*
Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries”
*Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo”
Big Tofu
everythingyouthinkyouknowisalie:
Actual footage of @the-mighty-birdy with too much caffeine.
I see somebody likes that noise.
The red-fan parrot (Deroptyus accipitrinus), also known as the hawk-headed parrot, is an unusual New World parrot hailing from the Amazon Rainforest. (x x x)
Don’t hire this cleaning service
i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do
BettSplendens Tumblr Evac 