Tag: ow

alrightevans:

so i know that the point in prisoner of azkaban is that harry isn’t really seeing the grim its just sirius but honestly that doesnt change the facts like 1. sirius’s animagus form just happens to look exactly like the grim 2. the first time harry sees him he nearly gets merked by a triple decker bus 3. the second time harry sees him he falls 50 ft from the air  4. sirius’s friends and family are all dead by the end of the series.

not sayin my man is accidentally an omen of death but he kinda is, which tbh totally works for his brand

mollyoxenfree:

eternalegolas:

mollyoxenfree:

mollyoxenfree:

Imagine one day in the avengers tower, Black Widow is acting a lil irritable and Tony Stark just keeps making fun of her. Thor jumps in her defense ‘DON’T YOU SEE SHE IS ON HER PERIOD YOU GOTTA BE NICE YOU ANIMAL’

Thor goes into a rant like

‘’WHEN GIRLS PMS BEFORE THEIR PERIOD THEY HAVE MOOD SWINGS BECAUSE TESTOSTERONE IS ADDED TO THEIR SYSTEM THAT MAKES THEM ACT MORE RASHLY AND HEATED. FOR THE RECORD, NO MAN EVER SHOULD BE MAKING CHOICES CAUSE WE’RE FILLED WITH THAT JUNK. I’M THOR SON OF ODIN FROM ASGARD,WHAT’RE YOUR EXCUSE?”

And all the women (Black Widow) stare at him and she stands out and slow claps like “I’m so proud of you little feminist”

Everyone just stares at Tony Stark like “yeah man, yo?”

this is just what all those ‘’thor drinking respect women juice’’ posts read to me as

i love how this post is trying to make Tony seem like some satan misogynist by teasing Black Widow when she’s in a bad mood so they have Thor burst in and come to her defense (someone who really doesn’t need anyone to that) by….. assuming she has her period because she’s irritable?? Isn’t assuming a girl has her period because she’s in a bad mood one of the most universally accepted sexist douchebag moves?? Unless you’re implying that Thor can magically sense menstruation

#so good job being sexist yourself i guess#lol#id kill someone if i was irritable and they just assumed its cuz i had my period#and women on their periods aren’t fucking glass roses#be nice cuz your a decent person not cuz a girl has her period

its not often i get replies direct from mensa headquarters

Not going out in this. Should be interesting to see what all broke tomorrow. Saving this piece to show Mom when she gets back.

[Image of a large chunk of hail, about as wide as a nickel, in someone’s hand. A large freezer is open in the background.]

IT’S SNOWING

The last time it snowed here in December was 10 years ago. 

It’s just a flurry, not gonna stick, but SNOW

Our cats are currently outside, alternating between staring up in bafflement and sniffing around in an attempt to locate the snowflakes. They’ve both never seen snow before.