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Overwatch Guys Least to Most Fuckable

Reaper – I don’t want to fuck walking Mt Dew Code Red thanks. If it was pre Reaper then he’d be higher up the list for sure.
Bastion – I just want Bastion to be happy with his bird.
Roadhog – I can’t unhear the gross squishing noise they used for him in the Blizzcon Play By Sound vid okay? I can’t. I just can’t. If he had a bath maybe. But until then, I c a n ’ t.
Soldier – Maybe pre edgey soldier. Or post edgey soldier he he stopped being so fuckin crotchety about everything.
Torbjorn – I like short people okay? But tbh since he’s got a wife it’d never happen.
Reinhardt – Okay I’m not normally for big but like, Rein is a sweetie? I just hope he doesn’t yell during pillow talk.
Junkrat – Give that boy a wosh first but I like his enthusiasm.
Zenyatta – Very chill bot. So long as he doesn’t ask me to meditate we’d be fine. I can’t meditate for beans. But also what can those six arms do tho.
Hanzo – I would tease him for being so angry and kiss him to make up for it.
McCree – The relatable cowboy. Also I’m from the south so the cowboy aesthetic works for me.
Genji – He just seems like fun tbh
Winston – I have a thing for fur and I really like his positive attitude
Lucio – Okay look I love the cinnamon roll he was my main and he’s so upbeat??

Overwatch Gals Least to Most Fuckable

Widowmaker – I can’t take lady mcedgelord seriously and something is really wrong with her spine/ass/legs.

Orisa – I just want the baby to explore the world first and learn about herself.
Pharah – I know everyone loves her and I’m sure she’s nice but IDK man I just need to know more about her as a person??
Mercy – Feels a little too much like a mom.
Zarya – I know, she big, she lorge. But IDK she’s very serious and I dunno if we’d get along. I’d also be VERY intimidated.
Symmetra – If she could -chill- for five minutes then yes.
Sombra – Cybernetic enhancements. What can those do? Also kinda digging the attitude and her general aesthetic.
Ana – Okay look, I would do it. I’d fuck Grandma. Which is awkward given I wouldn’t fuck Mercy because she’s too much of a Mom. IDK man attraction is weird.
D.Va – Seems like she’d be a little distant but probably a lot of fun and also video games together???
Mei – Soft???? Warm??? Cinnamon Roll?? I can forgive all the times she’s frozen me and shot me in the head.
Tracer – THAT GOOD SHIT. SHE IS THE BEST. I LOVE HER. But I also love that she’s with Emily. Preferably it would be a sandwich situation.

Meanwhile, mine is less of a like, fuckable list and more of like “Here is the list of guys I would totally wind up in a bed with, regardless of sex or not involved” and “Here is a list of all the guys I’d totes be down to hanging with/drinking with”

All the peeps I’d bed:

Winston
Lucio
McCree
Reyes
Hanzo
Junkrat
Tracer

Everyone else is in the drinking/hanging category. That’s it. Clear cut. Simple. Good shit good shit.

Ink’s list of overboys least to most fuccable

Bastion– Bastion is just my good friend, I don’t want my dick caught in this

Reaper– He’s dead, and edgy, he’s like if someone was murdered in hot topic no thank you

Torbjorn– Married, short, quite a bit older, just honestly not my type, I’d love to hear his stories tho

Reinhardt– Also older, and I’m just not one for age differences? He’s really big tho…if he stayed in the armor we could talk

Soldier– Reminds me too much of my grandfather and frankly I don’t want him to criticize my fucking which I think he’d do

Junkrat– One of my favs but when I imagine him as a real person…twitchy, dirty, on fire…I’m a bit uncomf not gunna lie…

Hanzo– Very angry but I mean…he’s hot I can’t lie

Lucio– Famous. Gorgeous. Fun. Lets go

Mcree- I mean I just, yeah I dig the shtick he’s got me what can I say…I still need to see ~21 mcree tho (is that blackwatch mcree or)…show me that boy…UNF

Genji– Another fun one, tons of energy, mostly robot? Lets fuckin do this

Roadhog– Hes….  bi g…and a kiwi

Winston– Big. Also I’m a furry.

Zenyatta– Let me show the young robotic stud what you can really do with some prayer beads