Tag: Overwatch

zenyattayes:

“It’s High Noon,” McCree declares. A red haze fills the air. A tumbleweed spontaneously appears. Peacekeeper is drawn slowly as McCree takes the time to line up his shots.

“IT IS 9:45!” Reinhardt bellows, charging in at full speed, knocking McCree into a dumpster.

raptorific:

raptorific:

The new headcanon is that Junkrat has never seen D.Va outside her mech and believes she’s an omnic who ate a teenage girl

He sees her mech start blowing up and she pops out and he’s like “phew thank god that lil sheila got free of that tin can before it blew up” and then another one falls from the sky five seconds later and scoops her back up and he LOSES HIS SHIT

On the one hand: Junkrat being immune to his own bombs but Pharah being vulnerable to hers makes sense from a game play perspective, as Junkrat does more close quarters fighting and Pharah is designed for long range
On the other hand: It make no sense that Pharah’s advanced battle armor provides less protection than Junkrat’s crappy jorts
On the other other hand: Junkrat having blown himself up so many times his immune system adapted to it is the best possible thing to happen in Overwatch’s lore

things that are cried out in overwatch teamchat with a panicked urgency that is nonsense in any other context

shrineart:

ayaerus:

rattlecat:

1nkweaver:

shadestep:

fivetail:

– “HE WASTED HAMMER”
– “BABY DVA BABY DVA BABY DVA”
– “THEY DROPPED THE BEAT”
– “MONKEY ON MY ASS”
– “let’s wombo combo”
– “SHE’S AT ONE SHE’S AT ONE JUST BLOW ON HER PLEASE”
– “I’m asleep”
– “it’s fine just die on point”
– “I ATE IT I ATE IT” followed by maniacal laughter

Some more good ones

  • “SYMMETRA’S LESBIAN BEAM HAS ME”
  • “They’re purple!”
  • “Did you eat it?!”
  • “Throwing my balls at you!”
  • “GOOD BOOP!”
  • “He’s got sights!”
  • “Pig is hacked!”

our group says “HE’S GOT HIS PIZZA BITES” for soldiers ult…

Or with Tracer “SOMEBODY GET THE TINY GAY” or with Bastion “BEEP BEEP”

Sounds about right

Pizza Bites is still my favorite “HES GOT PIZZA BITES”