robotsandramblings:

robotsandramblings:

i keep seeing cute posts about Cade lying on Optimus’s chest but all i can imagine is Cade lying down on Optimus’s chest too close to his narnia boob and just,,, fuckign disappearing into his subspace and Optimus scrambling 
(“shitshitshit”)

and frantically rooting around in his boob to pull Cade out

you guys made this even better asdfghjkl

((lmfao Optimus pulling out Amelia Earhart, the lost city of Atlantis, Bigfoot, about two dozen shipwrecks,
200 single socks missing their partners))

Yo! Betta! I made something. It’s a RatchOptiSound cuddlepuddle with extra floofy dogs. Optimus is a happy old man and dearly loves his QPPs. Soundwave is wearing Optimus’s Bomber Jacket with all sorts of patches on it and Ratchet’s shirt. Laserbeak is probably poking her head in through the ceiling and debating whether to snap blackmail photos or come down and join them or both. Ratchet is completely dead to the world.