Why? – Because tumblr.The ‘Transformers’ tag is vague, search tends to pick up anything that has the word ‘transform’ in it, also the tag gets flooded with actor photos when the bayverse movies are released. Maccadam’s is the name for the popular Oilhouse that’s either shown or mentioned across the franchise. It’s a great gathering spot for Mechs across the multiverse, and their fans. If you post transformers, it’ll definitely get seen by fans if it’s in this tag.
The tag got shortened to Maccadam because the apostrophe is annoying and doesn’t always parse well on tumblr.
This is really helpful, because I can never remember if it’s 2 Cs or 2 Ds!
same!
reblogging for the drunk Prime picture in the upper left hand corner
He didn’t do anything remotely sexual for way too long after becoming a Prime, partly because he was too busy, partly because it’s Unbecoming. Ratchet had to smack him upside the helm, show him what his excess charge looked like on a scanner, and outright order him to “actually go frag yourself”.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs):
There is absolutely no way you could convince him to be rough with a partner considerably smaller than him. He’d be far too worried about hurting them to so much as grab them very hard. Likewise, painplay with a small partner is NOT happening. Minor painplay with a larger partner who enjoys it, maybe, but he’s gonna negotiate very, very thoroughly.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.):
The Matrix tends to give him a lot of energy, so he’s not usually inclined to go all that slow, beyond what’s needed to make his partner comfortable. It’s just not his inclination. If it’s requested or he’s in the mood, though, he can go nice and slow. Basically it depends on what his partner would prefer at the time.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Not his thing unless the Matrix is being unusually energetic today and he’s feelin Horny. Mostly he can’t relax enough to fully enjoy himself unless he doesn’t have anything that he needs to accomplish, so he’s not one to duck into a storage closet with a partner most of the time.
Warnings: sticky, bad writing, stuck in a cave situation, robos-doing-the-dirty, weird rough foreplay stuff…idk guys just read at your own risk…
G1, MxOP, NSFW
Optimus could not believe that he was actually stuck in a cave with Megatron. Scenarios like that only happened in those terrible romance novels he used to read when he was younger.
He wasn’t sure why that was the first thing that came to mind.
When Megatron first said, “I don’t fear you,” he meant it as defiance, and he was unprepared for the sheer delight, the sheer longing, that emanated from the being in front of him, ploughing into Megatron’s EM field like a physical wave.
“What do they call you?” he murmurs now, much later, his claw-tips gently stroking a tendril of dark matter that is there and not there; the being doesn’t speak, but an idea presents itself in the forefront of his mind: I Am First And Best, and Megatron would scoff, were it not for the sadness that accompanies the words, as if they are a burden rather than an honour.
“I will call you something new, more befitting a protector rather than an emperor,” Megatron muses, then offers, “What about Hunter of Peace – Orion Pax, in the old tongue?” and the dark void, so black it gleams with a kind of reverse light, settles happily against his frame, and tangles its essence around him.
so i recently found out that in the aligned universe orion pax is actually the reincarnation of the forgotten 13th prime and im losing my gotdamn mind abt it and i wanted to go over a few points
1. megatron dated a literal god reborn on cybertron and decided to throw it all away for the drama of it all, and
2. yon Optimus Prime, last and youngest of the thirteen, decided to sacrifice himself to be reborn among the new cybertronians, and then immediately got himself a goth gf
3. megatron was for all intents and purposes just a normal, mortal dude? he just named himself after one of the primes? but he ends up dedicating like 4 million years of his life fighting a reincarnated god, and is so good at punching that he wins about 50/50. who wins, the collective wisdom of the primes? or one (1) spiky boi
4. fighting one celestial being wasn’t enough, so he goes and throws down w unicron, who is coincidentally an entire planet at the time. this ends up with him telling Robot Satan 1.0 to fuck off so hard he shorts out his own brain
5. baby prime just wanted to walk w the mortals and ended up starting a war with a guy who regularly stabs himself in the chest with questionable substances and goes cross-eyed when he has mystical visions. this war goes on for 4 million years
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