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rudecanadian:

snizabelle:

So Garrus takes Shepard to Palaven after the war to visit family, see landmarks etc. But something seems off and Shepard can’t really put their finger on why. Suddenly it dawns on them.

“Where are all the kids?”

Garrus looks confused,”What do you mean?”

“I haven’t seen a single little turian since I’ve been here. I can understand older kids are probably in school or…training I guess. But no babies? Toddlers? Do they all stay home or…?”

Garrus gives Shepard a weird look, “ What are you talking about? There are children everywhere!”

Shepard gestures violently to the huge crowd of adult turians going about their day. “Where!??!”

Garrus puts his hands on Shepards shoulders and turns them toward a female turian sitting at a table a few yards away, snacking on some lunch. “See that woman over there? Watch her for a few minutes.”

Sure enough, a moment later she holds up a little bit of food near the opening of her jacket and the cutest, tiniest little baby turian pops its head out, snaps it up and quickly retreats back inside.

Shepard is so shocked they blurt out “ooooh mMMYYYY GODDDD!!!!???” causing Garrus to jump.

Shepard spends the rest of the day loudly screaming and pointing at every baby turian they spot (of which there are very many) while Garrus chases them around and profusely apologizes to everyone around them.

At one point Shepard just sinks to the floor and starts crying because they see twins.

I know this is supposed to be for a FemShep, but just imagine.

MShep doing this on a casual trip to Palaven with Garrus.

I purposely keep it gender neutral so it can apply to both

paperbeast:

For @i-faber who thought a dragon with manta ray spots would be nifty

Source: paperbeast

stiekemekat:

California Quail

Source: stiekemekat

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balderdashing:

squimble-the-slug-witch:

surprisebitch:

swdyww:

rittie:

BIG MOOD

What does she want give it to he r

GIVE IT TO HER YOU MONSTER

HIs name is Fuku and he’s deaf. His owner’s instagram says he was just ‘singing’. Considering he is deaf it’s likely he has no idea how loud he is.

Good Boy

@why-animals-do-the-thing this is pretty interesting. Kitty has an odd voice.

z-nogyrop:

z-nogyrop:

imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to

and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they’re like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they’re offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.

and like, salad isn’t even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn’t have to be fancy salad, they’ll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we’re practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we’re protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it’s basically paradise compared to life on earth

imagine

now realize that this is what bees have done to us