This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

gif87a-com:

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap – Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

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arahir:

arahir:

all night long the sword on the wall above my bed has been rattling and i finally woke up all the way and went wtf and turned on the light and found this.

@ those of you saying this is cute… that’s a feral rat. a feral rat hovered over my head watching me sleep for three hours while trying to figure out how to assassinate me with a longsword. thanks.

Rodimus and anyone? if you want prompts for that meme

agatharights:

I chose…BUMBLEBEE in CRPH bc they’re bestest friends and would absolutely have a baby together given the chance, and then immediately panic because OH NO WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH THIS.

  • Name: Firebug
  • Gender: Femme???? Sometimes neutral, Firebug does what Firebug does.
  • General Appearance:
  • Personality: I don’t know what anyone expected out of these two, but it’s 100% the distillation of pure positive energy! Firebug is sweet to her friends and family, hot-tempered to her enemies, loud to all, and has little sense of personal space or their own small size, leading them to happily pick fights with others distinctly out of their class. Or to start flirting with them.
  • Special Talents: Firebug can’t spontaneously combust like Hot Rod can, but that doesn’t mean they can’t run hot, hot hot! Firebug can heat their surface temperature up to the point where most mechanisms will burn their servos touching them, and can belch up small amounts of flame and superheated air! It just…takes a lot out of them, and they need to curl up for a nap afterwards.
  • Who they like better: They can’t possibly decide! But Bee definitely is better at hugs, so…take that, Hot Rod.
  • Who they take after more: Hot Rod. Much to the stress of Hot Rod.
  • Personal Head canon: Firebug’s favorite method of attack is to climb onto larger bots and launch themself off of their shoulders! GO FOR THE FACE!
  • Face Claim:

For the “If they had a kid meme.”

rhube:

eldrake:

thranduilland:

unidentified-anon:

priscillapricey:

gryzio:

d-hizzle:

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

danish tv is the best thing ever

“Okay :(”

He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.

I can translate for anyone wondering what he’s saying. The dialogue roughly goes something like

“Hopefully the owner of the car behind me will next time consider if-oh shit. Okay.”

This is the first time anyone has led me to believe that wasn’t his car. Or the production crew’s car. I’M SO RELIEVED.

Just some Rung thoughts

decepticonsensual:

scraplette:

After learning of
Rung’s function, I can’t help but wonder about this exchange.

It’s heavily implied
that Rung, rather than the factories, was the source of the photonic
crystals used in the CC process. If that’s the case, it makes Rung
serving on the Ark 1 quite significant. Was he, as he claimed, going
to serve as a psychiatrist? Or was Nova going to use him to create
more troops for his conquest of the galaxy.

The Senate “couldn’t
do without him”. I always thought it was weird that the Senate, of
all things, wanted to keep one psychiatrist on Cybertron? Like, they
actually intervened, presumably against Nova’s wishes, just to ensure
he didn’t’ leave. Is that just a nice way of saying they didn’t want
to lose their potential crystal maker? Even with Rung, the Matrix is
needed to imbue the crystals with spark energy. The Matrix was still
on Cybertron, so it doesn’t make much sense to split the two up.

I also think it’s weird
that the trigger for creating new life is pain or trauma. Maybe it
ties into Rung’s memory loss? Rather than it being Info Creep, maybe
he’s repressing past trauma. It could even be the result of
Shadowplay- although, I’ll admit, I don’t think Shadowplay was around
at that point. Not just yet –

Just another thought,
the Matrix itself is a photonic crystal. Did Rung create it? Was
Solomus also a crystal maker, and Rung is his replacement? Something
to mull over.

OOOOH I love these Rung thoughts!

I think you’re probably right that the Senate intervened to keep Rung on Cybertron because of his crystal-making abilities – and that could very well be why Nova wanted to bring him along.  Either to make crystals for new troops en route, or just to keep a valuable asset with him, maybe as part of a power play with the Senate.  (Which, to my mind, also opens up an interesting question – why did Nova Prime not take the Matrix with him on his journey?  Might the Senate have intervened there, as well, and Nova wanting Rung was a counter-move – like, well, if you’re keeping the Matrix I’m keeping the crystals, and neither party can make a move without the other?)

The trigger being pain is interesting.  I guess you could argue that it makes sense in-universe, like, if the crystal-maker is feeling pain and loss, Cybertron might be in a state of crisis that requires soldiers to fend off a threat – more soldiers more quickly than you’d get by waiting for the next hotspot to ignite.  I find it kind of pleasing in a symbolic way, in any case.  Because there’s a darker implication – we’ve seen how destructive Cybertronians are to everything around them, hell, they’re even created in pain.  (That might have even contributed to the sense Tyrest had that there was something intrinsically bad and sacrilegious about cold construction; instead of a hotspot lighting up magically, you have this poor bot going through immense pain to generate the crystals.)  But there’s also a more heartwarming side:  a lot of people do respond to trauma by feeling an impulse to create something, and making a new life out of the pain of losing someone has a nice symmetry to it.

And I hadn’t thought of the repressed trauma aspect, but that makes a LOT of sense.  It might even have been part of Rung’s decision to become a psychiatrist, seeing the same pain (even if it’s pain he doesn’t consciously remember) in other people.  (I wouldn’t necessarily rule out Shadowplay being involved; to be fair, we don’t know when Rung stopped being able to remember that part of his past, just that he can’t do it now.)  And repressed pain and the effects of Shadowplay are things Rung is the expert on spotting and ameliorating in others.  Who would spot them in him?

(If Rung has been shadowplayed, it adds a new and rather awful layer to his objecting to the government using it on Megatron.  Also, I would put money on Froid and Trepan being the ones who carried it out on Rung, if it happened.)