Some random things about different OCs of mine in bed:

(non-Cybertronians:)

Records: 

Awkward as all heck. Extremely low libido. Interested in sex literally once a month or less. Very forward about propositioning someone he’s comfortable with, though. Tends to just walk up and say something along the lines of “I would like to have sex with you, would you be interested?” to them. 

Extremely un-graceful in bed. Squirms uncontrollably, to the point that it’s best to hold his hips still, and makes very odd noises. He enjoys himself when his partner is willing to work with all that, but he’s very wriggly. It’s not much of a surprise, really, he can trip over his own shadow. For a partner who likes all the noises, it’s cute. 

Doesn’t have enough coordination to top successfully, probably shouldn’t be on his front because he arches his back and will give himself a concussion against his partner’s jaw. Pretty much always ends up on his back. 

Zero sex toys to his name due to that low interest. Propositions are based on convenience and who he thinks would be gentle and wouldn’t mind his squirming, not attraction. He’s not attracted to anyone.

Talon (y’all haven’t met him, big sweet bear of a person and I do mean that in the gay sense): 

Very gentle. Even when asked to be rougher, very gentle. Will lightly pin a partner if asked, more than strong enough to hold them still or bounce them in his lap. Very sweet. 

No real preference as far as position, no significant kinks. He’s definitely a switch. Up to at least try just about anything his partner would like, but his only real kink is something to do with slooowly removing someone’s clothes in the most sensual manner possible. He also gets a bit blushy if put in something pretty for his partner to admire. 

He’s sweet, fairly attractive, and good with first impressions. Hits on people gently, just aiming for conversation at first, then moves to aiming for a night together if the person he’s talking to seems receptive. If they turn him down, that’s okay, he’ll happily still talk.

Probably about an average sex drive? Very gay. Had and enjoyed sex with a woman in college (he was curious) but is only physically attracted to men. Has some supplies in the nightstand, including plenty of lube and a few relatively basic toys.

Scalpel: 

Tops. Always tops. Maybe, maybe can be coaxed into a neutral position by a trusted partner while in the right mood, but tops about 98% of the time. Prone to dominatrix-tinted play, usually gentle about it, doesn’t try anything rough without clear permission. Likely to leave fingernail scratches. Entirely happy to play fairly rough with a partner, but not into actual painplay or anything that causes damage. Can also do a very nice gentle-but-firm-dom thing for if she has enough time and wants someone deep in subspace. Very good about aftercare, about 95% guaranteed to cling to and snuggle a partner after. 

Technically straight? Only physically attracted to men, but entirely willing to have sex with women who are interested. May offer a strap-on due to being “more in the mood for dick tonight”, but has no significant preference between sets of genitalia. 

When she’s intentionally looking for someone to hit on, she tends to go to a bar, be clearly sexy and open, and see who hits on her. If she gets a good vibe off of them, she flirts back. Semi-frequently shoos/scares a creep away from someone else and ends up talking to them. 

Fairly extensive sex toy collection. Relatively high libido, but it’s not always accompanied by a desire for actual sex, sometimes just for the physical stimulation. Hence the toys. A fairly wide selection of vibrators, multiple strap-ons and appropriate harnesses, that sort of thing. About half of it is almost always for her solo use. Also has a couple pairs of padded cuffs, some soft rope, and three body harnesses to fit different frames. One, possibly two, relatively soft floggers. Plenty of lube and condoms thrown in, and also an ointment appropriate for nail scratches. And one tazer hidden in the back of her collection just in case it’s needed for creeps. There’s a stun gun in the nightstand, but that’s for burglars. 

Gonna be adding more bits onto this now and then, I suspect.

List of OCs who will maybe-accidentally hurt you (or at least smack you) for stealing their drink: 

  • Tempo (has objections re. his rights)
  • Avalon (will be rightfully irked, may bite)
  • Crucible (food issues)
  • Scalpel (food aggression)
  • Gravescratch (all of the above)

List of OCs whose friends will strongly object to you stealing their drink: 

  • Milu (Avalon)
  • Spinflask (especially Bad because chemist friends)
  • Bracer (Tempo)
  • Gravescratch (Blackspark)
  • Blackspark (Gravescratch) 
  • Patches (Scalpel)
  • Acus (Scalpel will murder you)

List of OCs whose drink might hurt you: 

  • Twitch (may be medical waste)
  • Crucible (may be extremely hot)
  • Avalon (may be freshly hunted and germy, or crunchy)
  • Duo (might literally be poison)
  • Gravescratch (may not even be Cybertronian in origin)

Basically, don’t steal things from Gravescratch and put them in your mouth. 

I know nothing about alcohol, but here are approximations of my OCs as drinks available at bars.

Blackspark: a kick at first, then surprisingly sweet underneath. Served w/ a stem-on cherry for tongue-trick flirting. 

Gravescratch: unusual flavors, things you wouldn’t expect to work in this context, except they work. Possibly a dash of something glittery. Served in a tall glass. 

Alzu: kiss your inhibitions goodbye, probably tastes like you’d have it with meat.Quite possibly served next to meat. 

Scalpel: kicks you in the teeth and leaves an impression on your tastebuds. Served with a knife and no explanation, probably wise to make this a butter knife since drunk people are uncoordinated and should not have sharp things. 

Patches: fun drink. Sweet, but not overly so, nice and rounded, soft taste. Lots of it, but not very alcoholic. Probably served in a mug. 

Crucible: gentle heat, nice and heavy. Can be modified to sheer fire. Chili peppers probably involved. Possibly served hot? Is that a thing? Definitely comes in something ceramic or stone. 

Duo: two small drinks that come with straws so you can drink both at once. Definitely brightly colored and sparkly. Served in chemist’s beakers. 

Tempo: small glass, big punch. Your mouth now tastes like this drink. Nigh-on impossible to water down. Probably good for quick drunkenness. Served with a paper umbrella that has a startlingly sharp top. Play competitive knife game vs. whoever got the (hopefully butter) knife, see who stabs themself first. Laugh as whoever’s got the cherry stem hits on whoever has a plate full of meat with their drink.