bettsplendens:

Alright, so I’ve got this guy. His name’s Twitch. It’s not particularly clever, he has a tiny glitch somewhere in his coding (probably up next to the stuff about how to blink) that makes one of his optic lids twitch. Not important enough to put the effort into fixing it.

He used to work in medical waste disposal, cleaning up messes and removing biohazards and such. 

Accidentally overheard a budding Decepticon going on a very long and entirely logical anti-Functionalist speech to some medics, thought about it for awhile, went “yeah okay makes sense”, and offered to help distribute their information. People don’t tend to notice trash bots, he was good at getting around quietly, but was eventually captured by Functionalists who had a sense of irony.

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More stuff. Includes descriptions of interface equipment mods. Weird ones. Also a description of how Twitch’s interface equipment and internal workings handles transfluid. 

His spike is unmodified, and is, uh, interestingly colored. Looks like an overlapping series of plates, with soft edges, and is bright, toxic green with yellow and black hints. Basically, his spike is patterned like a bio-hazard. Matches his natural frame colors. 

His valve is kind of a generic silver-blue, specifically made that way rather than being left hazard-colored. Intended to be tempting. 

About the front third of his valve clamps down tightly when sensors near the back of his valve detect charge levels suggesting a partner is about to overload. The entire length ripples in a way intended to coax a partner’s frame into filling him with as much transfluid as they can give by tricking the partner into thinking the valve’s owner is in heat. His overflow tank opens easily, and shuts as soon as the transfluid flow through it stops. 

Once his overflow tank is full, his modified gestation tank starts working, filtering out all the reproductive nanites inside. The reproductive nanites will be converted into repair nanites, which are stored in what are supposed to be transfluid storage tanks. The assorted non-nanite substances are processed by another part of his formerly-gestation-tank, digesting the transfluid and turning it into energy. It’s weird. 

Twitch knows a lot about that process because the mech who modded that part of him was very proud of having essentially reversed the process of how a gestation tank fuels and creates a sparkling. Lots of bragging, lots of descriptions of the process and the workings. 

His plating is kind of a dull, unremarkable grey, but edged in that bright warning-green. His protoform is striped yellow and black where you can get a glimpse of it. Basically, unremarkable “don’t mind me” colors with hints of “WARNING WARNING TOXIC” colors, pretty typical on medical waste disposal mechs. 

Twitch is aware that he’s more or less a trash can for medical waste, albeit with a side dose of nanite factory. That’s not a problem for him. It’s his job. Occasionally mutters “don’t mind me, I’m just one of the trash cans” and goes to sit in a corner or next to an actual trash can if he’s hoping to overhear gossip. It’s worked before, just quietly sitting and listening, people don’t tend to pay too much attention to the trash mechs. Slightly more attention to people with camera optics, though. 

Everyone, meet Reaver.
(Please imagine his color smooth and shiny, there’s a limit to what I can do with pencils.)
His color nanites fill scars in black, and he makes no effort to change that, scars are things of pride where he’s from.
Look at those wings!

EDIT from later: I’ve changed his colors. His plating is a bit more towards purple, and his faceplates are a deep purple. His optics are the same design, but with a gold ring instead of red. 

Another new guy- Reaver

Reaver is a large Seeker, about mid-chassis-height to Megatron, with a build similar to Predaking’s but a bit lighter. Lots of sharp edges, all topped off with a pair of jet-black horns that sweep up from his helm. Impressive pair of up-swept wings, black clawtips, and a set of thrusters on his legs that he can use for brief flight in root mode.

His plating is patterned in a deep, intense grey and the blue of the first metal on this page http://www.alamy.com/stock-photo/charred-metal-surface.html, like singed metal, and his nanites fill in scar tissue in the same black as his horns. He has some assorted battle scars scattered around his frame, nothing too severe, including one that slashes down across his optic but missed the lens itself. His optics glow a deep, intense red, his features are sharp, and there are several vertical slits in each cheek. 

The slits look almost like scars, but are perfectly clean, and run all the way through and into his mouth. He can flare them open at will, and previously had the dentae directly through the slits made larger and sharper for intimidation purposes. There are odd singe marks around the slits, and exactly why that is becomes evident if he needs to threaten someone. Reaver can breathe fire, and can puff a quick gust of it through the slits to show that off, though he can’t do that for long- his face isn’t entirely fireproof, just heat-resistant. 

Reaver was formerly part of a group something like knights, all fallen to the war. They were devoted to the protection of the innocent, or the closest thing to innocent, and were very… shall we say, dramatic. They were sensible, though, nothing like the group/cult Vanguard was born into. They encouraged interface only on an as-needed basis to burn charge and encourage mental health, and there was basically no discussion of kinks, ever, but most of them were from similar genetic stock and had moderate-to-low libidos anyway. 

Reaver, for his part, is unaware of… just about every kink that exists. The kinkiest thing he’s done so far is spread himself open for a partner to see/enjoy- though he would be open to learning, he’s a curious mech at spark. A mirror in front of him would be right up his alley, among other things, and would get him all flustered and blushy. Admiration is another good way to get him acting considerably less stoic, and it’s not difficult- he may be intimidating, but he’s quite attractive, and his equipment is a particularly deep shade of that gorgeous blue-green. 

If you want to get this guy relaxed, servo-feeding him is the way to go. His group would semi-regularly feed each other from energon cubes or other vessels as a sort of bonding exercise, something like a reminder that they held each other’s lives in their servos, and it’s a symbol of trust and safety to him. Feeding him directly from one’s servos, though it might require some gentle coaxing, would have him beautifully relaxed almost immediately. It’s not a kink, it’s more the meaning, the intent, that calms him. The experience helps, too. 

He’s much kinder than his name would suggest. His former home had a thing for dramatic names, really. Don’t get me wrong, he’s very capable in battle, good with blasters, energy bows, and a type of energy bullwhip meant for use in combat. The flamethrower-breath helps, too. Reaver isn’t overly fond of battle, really- he’s willing to fight, if needed, but doesn’t tend to like loud situations, violence, or killing. 

Another part of him does, though. 

Reaver has DID, dissociative identity disorder. That’s the new name for multiple personality disorder, essentially. It’s characterized by the presence of two or more distinct personalities in the same body, usually with each personality not conscious/aware while another is presenting. Some people may not even know what’s going on, they just have memory gaps. Reaver knows about his alternate thanks to his former compatriots, and the shows she likes to leave for him.

Her name is Ravager, and she is not pleasant, but fortunately doesn’t surface often. She surfaced the first time Reaver was in a situation where he had to abandon his morals in favor of violent, dirty, underhanded combat. He probably always had the potential for her to turn up, and trying to reconcile his own response to the situation, his evident willingness to abandon his own morals, caused his processor to split the destructive, violent impulses off into Ravager. 

She functions as a completely separate person, but a simple one: violent, bloodthirsty, wanting nothing more than carnage. Ravager thinks Reaver is soft and weak, and will probably get them both killed- he nearly has, several times, and only survived because Reaver surfaced to do everything it took to keep their collective frame alive. Fortunately, she’s easily bored, and vanishes entirely when there’s no more fighting to do- though not without ripping up the corpses to leave a nice, horrifying show for Reaver. 

Reaver tells himself that he can keep Ravager under control. He can’t, but, really, you can’t blame the guy. It takes a particular type of panicked, pained adrenaline to bring her up, so she really only shows when he’s literally about to die. Reaver can’t be blamed for not focusing on much of anything internal while trying not to die. Fortunately, she only shows up in those situations- anything less, and she may as well not be in there at all. 

This belongs to Alzu, my hedonist of a Lyca. 

Those slits at the tip drip lube when he’s excited, the nubs are all really soft, and the knot expands when he cums. He’s a bit above average in size, but nothing ridiculous, which is fairly proud of. He’s also quite happy to have a dick that works out well for partners with just about any equipment he’s even remotely compatible with. 

Feedback is welcome. 

@twintailtoys , @shrineart , thoughts? You guys have way more experience with fantasy dicks than I do. 

taestfulsins:

I’m doing an RP but I need some visual to help me. I made a quick design for @bettsplendens‘s Blackspark. Then a height comparison for future reference. Since he’s ventablack I saved the lines separately :0

THIS IS AWESOME.

(and, especially considering the description I gave, amazingly accurate. Just add a couple dozen knives sticking out all over his back, basically)