38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Well, that depends on the exact meaning. I do not interface with people if I do not expect to thoroughly enjoy it, and I am almost never attracted to people. I approach and proposition those who are aesthetically pleasing, or those who I am fond of and who seem likely to be skilled in the berth.
I say “almost never” because of Soundwave. He is honestly terrifying, and I fully expect that he could take me apart if the need came, but… oh dear. He is… something. So. I did not expect to be at all interested in him, or physically interested in anyone, but oh my.
55. Share a relationship story.
I do not tend towards long-term relationships, but I did spend some time in the company of a minibot gestalt. Yes, minibots. And, yes, they did end up roughly the size of a “regular” mech when assembled.
That was not a terribly sexually active relationship, truthfully. They were hiding from Functionalist scientists who wanted to take them apart and study them, I was hiding from a different batch of scientists and a number of Senate goons sent to kill me. We spent most of our time being quiet and sneaking about, and physical affection was usually confined to grooming.
When we did interface, though, it was… interesting. They had a fondness for restraining (willing) mechs in order to implement sounding rods. Which is where I learned how to do that. And a few things, because dear Primus they were inventive.
94. Does faction matter? Would you date someone of a different faction?
Faction does not matter to me. Ideals matter for anything resembling a long-term relationship, sexual or not. If all I want is a quick frag, all I look for is someone who shares my opinions on torture and assault, anything else is moot. I did tend to avoid the more devout Autobots for quite some time, though, as I was technically a fugitive.
99. Would you rather have a one-night-stand or a long relationship?
Considering my low libido and solitary nature, I tend to much prefer one-night-stands. I am not prone to longer relationships of any sort, and I find that partners looking for long-term sexual relationships generally want to interface more than I will enjoy. The sort of relationship I tend to look for is one where I am free to drift in and out as I please without any other participants feeling abandoned or slighted- a sort of relationship hard to form with any group other than one with many interpersonal relationships already formed.
90. Do you like your partner larger or smaller in size than you?
It depends on what I’m going to be doing with them. Larger mecha are delightful if they are willing to lay back and let me take control, especially if they are the sort to make pleasant noises at having the nodes in the back of their valve licked. However, I am far too slender to take a large spike, so, if they prefer to top, I prefer smaller mechs. And, on the rare occasion that I am in the mood to be pinned down and semi-roughly spiked, I much prefer someone more along the lines of a minibot.
92. Do you have a favorite place to ‘face?
I have no location in particular, but I do have a preferred environment. I enjoy relatively enclosed spaces that I have scouted out, preferably dimly lit, with plenty of padding on whatever surfaces will be used. Also preferably with energon or other fuel sources readily available.
Wow getting right into the nitty gritty. Well since inquiring minds want to know, I lost my v-card in basic training. Now let me preface this story by saying basic training was great when it came to teaching you to be a soldier, however that’s all they taught you. Ya, no sex ed at all. So imagine the surprise on our faces when a group of other cadets and I overheard our superior officers swapping interface stories. We had no idea what they were talking about, but we were curious as pit about it. Well we were curious about everything back then, but that’s beside the point. So we decide we’re gonna look things up on own and teach ourselves, mostly because our superiors were getting sick of our constant questions and no one wanted to risk pissing them off. There wasn’t a lot of information on the base’s databank, but we found enough to make us interested in doing our own experimentation.
Now depending on your definition of virginity I either lost mine the day after we did our own bit of research or about a week after that. Since the day after another cadet and I clumsily petted at each other until we got off. We had no idea what we were doing, it was just one clumsy, awkward event. Barely worth the trouble really. But a week after that my bunkmate and I actually bumped arrays. He’d been trying things out with other cadets in our group more than I had so he offered to show me what he’d learned, and boy did he. Bent me over my bunk and gave me a real good lesson. Ya basic training was a place of firsts. Thinking back to it now, facing in the barracks where like 20 other bots lived, give or take, is probably where the exhibitionist tendencies came from.
2. Rough sex or soft sex?
Both are good, but I think rough wins it by a bit. There’s just something so satisfying about being able to feel it the next day after a good, hard frag. I will admit that there are sometimes, when I’m still a bit sore, that I’ll excuse myself to hide in a closet or something to just grind my hand against my array to get off and make the ache last longer. It’s a pleasant reminder.
22. Do you/would you use sex toys?
You bet ya. Since work is so busy I don’t really have time to look for partners as often as I’d like, so sometimes I gotta take care of business myself. That and sometimes you just feel like keeping yourself company for the night. I’ve got six toys in total, three of which are dildos of varying sizes. The smallest was my first toy ever that still gets the job done just fine, the second one is a bit bigger, it vibrates and has ridges so it’s definitely more intense, then the final one is real big for when I want to feel nice and stretched. I’ve also got a little bullet vibrator that’s surprisingly strong for its size and a flesh light for when I want to use my spike. The last toy is actually a bit of a new purchase. I haven’t used it yet, but it’s, um, you know, it’s ah, anal beads. I’m a little curious about that sort of thing, but I lose my nerve and put them away before using them
It’s sexual Sunday my friends, and it’s almost six AM so it was time to whip up some smuttiness of Saddleback at long last :3c Saddleback’s a minibot, and she’s proportional to her size, but still- she has her fun. She…may have had a little bit of mod work done (it’s not uncommon) to accommodate larger-than-average partners on top of being naturally pretty flexible, and her spike is pretty obviously geared more towards being thick than long. Not very fancy, but she likes it simple.
Very plush valve, though 💖 It’s got multiple layers of folds and the external node has a soft “hood” over it (similar to a more human labia in some respects.)
Her whole codpiece just straight up comes off if she wants. It can also split and then fold back over her upper thighs, but she likes to remove it for interfacing so that partners have more access to the seams of her hips.
((I feel the need to make NSFW comments about other people’s muses so…like this is you want an unfiltered thought from Saddleback re: your muse. For better or for worse.))
“…Okay, l-look. I know…I know he’s got a real hell of a glossa. I mean, he uses it to clean his damn optics, like…like- mleh-” She sticks out her own short, thick glossa far as she can. Which is not far at all. “…I’m just saying, and this better not get back to him, but that thing? He could lick the fraggin’ inside of my overflow chamber. Right through the valve cutoff.”
I can absolutely do that.
I’ve done it in the past. Earns some lovely sounds. And a good deal of squirming.
((I feel the need to make NSFW comments about other people’s muses so…like this is you want an unfiltered thought from Saddleback re: your muse. For better or for worse.))
“…Okay, l-look. I know…I know he’s got a real hell of a glossa. I mean, he uses it to clean his damn optics, like…like- mleh-” She sticks out her own short, thick glossa far as she can. Which is not far at all. “…I’m just saying, and this better not get back to him, but that thing? He could lick the fraggin’ inside of my overflow chamber. Right through the valve cutoff.”
I can absolutely do that.
I’ve done it in the past. Earns some lovely sounds. And a good deal of squirming.
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