Let’s talk about dicks!

fenicore:

So I get asked every other day about dildos. Mostly about @baddragontoys in particular, and usually I’ll
recommend a firmness, model or size, but I rarely ever inform people that there are alternatives.

While I admire BD for kickstarting the fantasy dildo revolution, I find them genuinely difficult to
recommend sometimes,

due to the direction the company is taking, some less than ethical business practices, and obviously, the price!

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(Malus by @blue-ritual)

Due to the growing popularity of fantasy dildos, a number of indie outfits have popped up creating toys of comparable quality at a substantially lower price. From animal based toys from the likes of @twintailtoys, to nautical themed dicks by @tailsnportholes. Whatever you desire, there is something for everyone!

A few I can mention are:

Blue Ritual (Highly
aesthetic)
Akifu (Demon, Mythology)
Exotic Erotics (Animal, Fantasy)
New Folklore
Silicone

(Fantasy)
Twin Tail Creations (Animal, Fantasy)
Tails and Portholes (Nautical)

FckBuddies

(Fantasy)
Pleasure Forge (Fantasy)
Strange Bedfellas (Fantasy)

XenoCat Artifacts

(Sci-fi)
DamnAverage (Sci-fi, Fantasy)
KnotMe! (Animal)

Qimera Forge

(Fantasy)

Phoenixflame Creations

(Fantasy)

MonsterMaxim

(Fantasy)

AKrowsNest

(Fantasy)
Frisky Beast* (Animal, Fantasy)

* Potentially long wait times

But a question you may have is “Why do you own so many Bad-Dragon toys if there are alternatives?”. Good question! Since these indie outfits operate at a much smaller scale, they often don’t have the capacity to make toys in the larger sizes I desire. It’s as simple as that.

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(Atlas by
@twintailtoys)

So there you go folks! Next time you’re thinking about grabbing a new toy, just remember that there are alternatives, and the few listed above are just a selection of those available!

bettsplendens:

Soundwave decides to take advantage of an empty ship to have some fun in Megatron’s throne, Megatron walks in and finds him, a considerable amount of fun ensues. 

Loosely TFP, but with Megatron actually sane and a decent person. This is like good-ending TFP, basically. No significant warnings. Improper use of data-cables, some awkwardness and general embarrassment, and relatively minor fluid stuffing with a biological basis- i.e. overflow tanks are a thing in Cybertronians and get full when you have a larger-than-you partner. Spike-in-valve smut, little bit of showing off, gets a bit fluffy. Definite praise kink somewhere in there. 

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phantom-smut:

Journal Entry 2: “Got lost after a few wrong turns on the trail. I was looking for any landmarks that might tell me my location on the map but I happened to find a lone Thri-kreen’s camp. He’s a hunter and is as calm and beautiful as a sunset. It would be dangerous to wander the woods alone after dark so he’s offered me a place in his camp to sleep for the night. I’ve never been one to pass up generosity, I look forward to spending the evening with him.”