Re: accidental tickling during interfacing.

Drift’s neck is super sensitive, and when his partner kisses or nibbles it in the right way, he breaks out into giggles that can’t be stopped. Some partners give up and let him calm down, others just grin and encourage the tickles.

Rung’s back, where his backpack is, is super sensitive when the backpack is gone. So there he is, face down, getting proper fucked, when his partner ghosts a breath over his spinal strut, and Rung makes the most embarrassing snort-laugh. He asks his partner to ignore it, but it’s just too adorable to forget!

Rodimus gets sensitive all over when fragged, but his biolights especially are sensitive. His partner thought licking over one would be sexy. Nope. Rodimus laughs so hard his body tenses and almost forces his partner out. There’s no going back. Full out tickle wars ensue.

Minimus Ambus, of course, is ticklish all over. If you tickle him he will cite the Autobot rulebook over cruel and unusual punishments and the mood is dead.

Ratchet’s hands are sensitive, but his wrists and pedes are ticklish as fuck. He usually yells ‘QUIT IT’ if you tickle him though, in that medic way that makes you listen.

If you touch Windblade’s head kibble the right way in interfacing, she will squeal and giggle high enough to glitch audials, but she’s so darn cute it’s hard to not do again. She also kicks her feet in the air.

Starscream refuses to admit that he laughs when the base of his wings are touched, but he totally does, and it’s hilarious to watch him stifle his laughs when someone’s touching them and interfacing with him.

If you tickle Prowl, he gets up and flips the bed over. 0/10 would not reccomend.

Hey Cole I was wondering if I could get some advise? I’ve been meaning to draw NSFW art (mostly ocs) but I always get too flustered to even finish my sketch properly, like it’s not that I’m uncomfortable it’s just so..!!! I dunno, cause I never have problems with looking at other people’s NSFW art. So, I was wondering if maybe you had a similar thing going on when you first started drawing NSFW stuff and if so maybe you could help me out? Thanks in advance! :) (even if u can’t help that’s OK)

phantom-smut:

Aha aw, a lot of people have told me something similar to this before, and the usual advice I give is to try and start small and work your way up. It’s not like you have to dive into NSFW drawings with hardcore themes, sometimes it’s easier to start off with doodling a character just having a fun time with themself.

That’s how I started, the first masturbation drawings I did of Tobias are what I first posted to this blog I believe. I didn’t really experience any hesitation with drawing them, I just wondered what my OC would look like wanking it.

If taking it slow doesn’t work, then maybe it will take a bit of time and practice before the flustered-ness calms down.

Drawing just the sexy parts without anything else attached might also help. Like, draw some dicks. Just kinda floatin’ in thin space. Good way to work your way up to drawing the entire sexiness.

Candiru fish, AKA penis fish

The candiru fish is a species of parasitic freshwater catfish. It normally attacks the gills of large fish.

Supposedly, it can swim up a stream of urine and into a person’s urethra if they pee in a river that the fish lives in. This is not physically possible, both because you can’t swim up a falling stream of liquid and because the fish is too large to fit into the urethra. Babies are not too large, but have no incentive to swim up someone’s urethra.

Supposedly this is because they’re attracted to the scent of urine. They are not, they hunt by sight. To be fair, this was only discovered recently.

Supposedly the people who live in candiru habitat wear coverings to keep the fish out of their junk. Those coverings are for piranha defense.

Supposedly there are people who’ve had to have their penis amputated after a fish swam up it. Again, piranha, in this case responsible for the amputation.

There have been a few cases of an apparently confused candiru fish ending up in someone’s vagina when they were swimming naked.

So, basically, don’t swim naked in the Amazon. If you have a vagina, the chance of getting a fish up it is very small, but you still don’t want to deal with things like piranha. Also, minnows nibbling on your junk probably doesn’t feel good.