leo-lucid:

jurgenronaaz:

swoodthis:

argent-ace:

paulsrockinpagoda:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

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i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

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my counter:

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piccolo trombone 

fucking what

B I G D O O T

I am actually cry-laughing what the fuck lookit these

@apoplectic-lalochezia

12drakon:

smstransformers:

roboverload:

agent-washingtub343:

smstransformers:

Do you reckon a transformer has just fucking stood on a hill or something in a thunder storm, enjoying the rain, when all a sudden they just get fucking struck by lightening.

I laughed so hard at this

deadass bet you optimus was having a Dramatic Moment In The Rain and then got struck by lightning and had a very visceral moment of “why the FUCK am i still on this planet”

*WHEEZE*

Optimus was having a Dramatic Moment, then got struck by lightning, and then had a very special moment when he overloaded from the electric stimulation. In fact, the special moment was had by all! By the whole Autobot army listening to their Prime’s Dramatic Speech.

Soundwave, who was spying on them at the time, still has the recording. 

For his own private usage.

BMI is a measure of your weight relative to your height. 

It’s nothing but a measure of how wide you are related to how tall you are. 

It does not take into account varying ratios of fat to muscle, or the fact that muscle is heavier than fat. 

It does not take into account the fact that some people are just naturally wide-framed and some people are just really skinny-framed.

It is nonsense.