Tag: memes

Cybertronian meme (AKA minibot inside joke)

bettsplendens:

Okay, so

minibots making social media posts that are selfies of them posing with the spike of a far larger partner, kinda doing that v-for-pussy gesture with one servo, glossa out and winglets perked, potentially miming sucking an overly large dick with their other servo. 

It turns into a Thing, and then branches off in two directions.

Direction one, posing with things that are dick-shaped but are not dicks, in increasingly implausible sizes, all the way up to buildings, acting perfectly seriously as if one is going to fuck that. 

Direction two, editing metaphorical dicks into said photos. Mostly people’s bosses. Essentially, you are referring to that person as an obscenely oversized dick.

Then it kinda spills over into real life. Cue a spate of minibots posing either with various dick-shaped objects, or behind metaphorically dick-shaped folks. 

Now, if you pose in FRONT of someone, it implies that you are about to get dick from someone, rather than referring to them as one.

There’s a SFW-ish version that’s posing with someone’s crotch panel instead of their actual spike. 

Additionally: 

Symbiote meme, pretend something that is not one’s dock is one’s dock.

“oh boy, I can’t wait to plug in and be nice and warm and energized” and faceplant into a nook in the wall.

completely straightfaced transform oneself into cassette form and slide into a crack in the sidewalk.

“I’m tired of this I’m going home” and stuff urself into the nearest gap.

bonus points: any of the above done, then the camera pans over to a slightly bemused-looking actual host, zooming in on their ACTUAL DOCK

Cybertronian meme (AKA minibot inside joke)

Okay, so

minibots making social media posts that are selfies of them posing with the spike of a far larger partner, kinda doing that v-for-pussy gesture with one servo, glossa out and winglets perked, potentially miming sucking an overly large dick with their other servo. 

It turns into a Thing, and then branches off in two directions.

Direction one, posing with things that are dick-shaped but are not dicks, in increasingly implausible sizes, all the way up to buildings, acting perfectly seriously as if one is going to fuck that. 

Direction two, editing metaphorical dicks into said photos. Mostly people’s bosses. Essentially, you are referring to that person as an obscenely oversized dick.

Then it kinda spills over into real life. Cue a spate of minibots posing either with various dick-shaped objects, or behind metaphorically dick-shaped folks. 

Now, if you pose in FRONT of someone, it implies that you are about to get dick from someone, rather than referring to them as one.

There’s a SFW-ish version that’s posing with someone’s crotch panel instead of their actual spike. 

Cybertronian memes

Helicoptering: equivalent of planking/owling/etc. Contrive to suspend yourself or appear suspended in midair, out of alt, flailing arms in circles. Bonus points for grounders overcoming the subspecies-wide fear of heights to helicopter in high places. No image manipulation around! Also funny if done by actual helicopter-mech while not in helicopter mode. 

Wormholing: equivalent of horsemanning (old human thing of looking like you’ve been beheaded). Appear to be halfway through a wormhole, i.e. conceal everything below one’s waist and have a friend conceal everything above their waist. Made trickier by the massive size differences possible between Cybertronians. 

Combining: stack on ur friends and attempt to walk like one giant person

a thing that’s basically dabbing but w/ legs and/or wings

trunkyjusket:

plusminusky:

rolodextra:

markv5:

Хлеб в хлебопечке

“Bread in the bread maker”

is the cats name BREAD

dunno if it was already explained but
there is a russian cat meme and this meme is about that meme (meme²)
here you can see original one: 

the text is:
“you may think i’m a bread
but i’m actually a cat, not a bread!!!! don’t eat me!!!!”
this meme was probably made by some child, that’s why the original grammar is so bad (in english it could probably be like “you may think i a bread, but actualy i a cat and not bred!!! dont eat me!!”)
for some strange reason this thing became iconic in russian meme culture and if you will say “here’s a bread on the street, it’s so cute!” almost every young adult will get the fact you meant cat
thanks for your attention, your fellow professor of memology is always here to make russian memes clear

Loaf

Source: markv5

hogwarts memes

ginniewheezie:

classicantics:

sleepyysalamiri:

caffeinepants:

yourjacketisnowdry:

tawghasa:

bookavid:

devilrie:

– everyone answering “no, i’m fred” to “are you [insert Y/N]” even hermione
– everything draco does ever
– calling blast ended skrewts “power bottoms”
– calling newt scamander bad variations of his name like nerd sandwicher etc
– colin creevey using that one picture he managed to get of hermione punching draco as a reaction image
– shouting “spank me daddy” at the whomping willow
– [pointing at random object] that’s a portkey
– every single cat is professor mcgonagall

why

– POTTER

– ever since snape’s “bottle fame, brew fortune” speech students just go on and on with it – “flambé success, bake brilliance” “Can you tutor me in charms?” “TUTOR you? I can teach you how to SAUTÉ EXCELLENCE.”

– [random object] is totally a hufflepuff

– remember that game where someone yells “SHATNER” and you have to overact? same thing except it’s “TRELAWNEY” and you have to use whatever you’re holding to make a ludicrous prediction

– a more popular variation is “LOCKHART” to make up a pompous story about using whatever you’re holding to drive the [monster] out of [town]

– calling hippogriffs “leggy birbs”

– “Our beloved headmaster Albert Dumpsterfire/Aqueous Disillusionment/Aberdeen Decapitation…”

– shitty incantations ( “The Graying Hair Charm? Make-me-bloody-ancient-osia.” )

reblogging for albert dumpsterfire xD

-the dumbledore one, except you keep adding incorrect names, like albert pensive wallace herbert richard flamingo sherbet tango luthor…

-*peeves appears* IT DAT BOI

-”i’d rather be petrified”

-”so a shack gets to scream and it’s all normal and haunted, but when i do it i’m disturbing class and a nuisance”

– McGonagall dabbing as she transforms back into her human form

– the marauders calling remus and sirius “puppet” and “doggo”