whirlibird:

so i recently found out that in the aligned universe orion pax is actually the reincarnation of the forgotten 13th prime and im losing my gotdamn mind abt it and i wanted to go over a few points

1. megatron dated a literal god reborn on cybertron and decided to throw it all away for the drama of it all, and 

2. yon Optimus Prime, last and youngest of the thirteen, decided to sacrifice himself to be reborn among the new cybertronians, and then immediately got himself a goth gf

3. megatron was for all intents and purposes just a normal, mortal dude? he just named himself after one of the primes? but he ends up dedicating like 4 million years of his life fighting a reincarnated god, and is so good at punching that he wins about 50/50. who wins, the collective wisdom of the primes? or one (1) spiky boi

4. fighting one celestial being wasn’t enough, so he goes and throws down w unicron, who is coincidentally an entire planet at the time. this ends up with him telling Robot Satan 1.0 to fuck off so hard he shorts out his own brain

5. baby prime just wanted to walk w the mortals and ended up starting a war with a guy who regularly stabs himself in the chest with questionable substances and goes cross-eyed when he has mystical visions. this war goes on for 4 million years