These are squat lobsters. They are not technically lobsters but are called that because common names are silly. Like many aquatic animals, they don’t have any innate fear of humans, only of large shapes and quick motions. This is how you interact properly with harmless invertebrates- you put yourself in a position where they can approach, and, once they touch you, you can touch back.
you’re telling me, if left unharmed, lobsters survive the ravages of time and gain progressively more fuck power as it goes on
Literally the only reason they are so small is overfishing and we are eating them essentially as toddlers. This is how big they are suppose to be.
Humans have bigger brains and the ability to walk upright; lobsters get to live forever.
Seems fair.
This is how Ebirah, Horror of the Deep came to be
He went uneaten for so long he grew large and powerful enough to battle Godzilla, which is the true goal of every lobster 😀
Immortal eldritch beasts. *considers starting a cult*
Ooooooooo
How does one go about joining your Lobster Cult
Sacrifice lots and lots of plaid things… The gay plaid lobster shall reign supreme!!
< CHANTS OMINOUSLY
They’re gonna be real mad when they realize we’ve been eating their toddlers
Lobsters do eventually die of natural causes, but only when they grow so big that their bodies can no longer support their own mass. They also grow at varying speeds depending on the amount of food available. You could keep a lobster alive and healthy for probably several hundred years if you carefully moderated its food intake for its whole life- enough to keep it fed and growing without it growing at maximum speed.
you’re telling me, if left unharmed, lobsters survive the ravages of time and gain progressively more fuck power as it goes on
this whole thing is pure dick
They also have no limits to their size except how much they can eat. If you fed a lobster as much as it could eat every day, it could eventually grow to be bigger than you.
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