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#OKAY SO THEY HAVE A SECRET HANDSHAKE #WHICH MEANS AT SOME POINT THEY SAT DOWN AND WERE LIKE #WE NEED A SECRET HANDSHAKE #OR HARDISON ONE DAY DECIDED THAT THEY NEEDED A HANDSHAKE #AND ELIOT JUST WENT ALONG WITH IT ALL ANNOYED #EVEN THOUGH HE SECRETLY LOVED IT #BECAUSE HARDISON IS HIS BEST FRIEND AND HE LOVES THAT IDIOT

#no u are wrong. eliot was like we need a secret signal and hardison was like. so a secret handshake #and eliot was like no to indicate that were good and hardison is like. so a secret handshake (tags via tatterpig)

#i’m always here for eliot’s transparent attempts at pretending he has dignity and is not a complete dork#‘no i don’t want an eliot signal i’m not a nerd like you….. what- what would be on this hypothetical signal’#‘can it be a wolf maybe’

First it’s the wolf signal

Then it’s watching Star Wars and Star Trek because everyone loves those, it’s not weird

Then it’s the HUGE debate on captains, their tactical abilities and which one of them you could take on a con not best captain because they both love Sisko and they all rock

Then it’s the 3DS Hardison buys Eliot for Christmas that comes preloaded with Mario Kart and Harvest Moon

Then it’s the Boba Fett costume because “no one’s gonna see your face, Eliot”

Then it’s a Wolverine t-shirt that Eliot wears as pajamas

That Eliot bought himself

Turns out it takes about 4 years to completely dorkify a hitter