Kangaroos are animals that seem like they should be cryptids but it’s an entire species.
God: What if we just made a really horrible man? Give it. Give it lots of things. Tail leg. Belly sack. Talons. Abs. taste for flesh. Valid driver’s license. Fur.
the ability to beat the goddamn piss out of you.
and taunt you afterward
excuse me, this is an actual kangaroo? not a cunning-edit furry joke? you’re telling me this is what literal live kangaroos look like in real life?
yeah kangaroos are actually pretty mean looking. The cute ones are wallabies.
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this is just so fucked up
As an Australian I can attest that our national symbol is indeed a jerk.
Kangaroos are fuckin terrifying
kangaroos look like they’d send me an out of focus dick pic at 4am with madoka magica scale figures on the shelf in the background that are badly hidden behind a tub of whey
Kangaroos are animals that seem like they should be cryptids but it’s an entire species.
A kangaroo standing straight up is so deeply unsettling. It’s like you’re a furry who wished for anthropomorphic animals to be real and then it happened and you’re like NO DO NOT LIKE.
Kangaroos are dumb cause females only breed with the ones with the most muscles/testosterone so the entire species is roid raging itself to extinction
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