stagdoewolfdog:

vondrakenhof:

prongsmydeer:

I hope Sirius constantly turned into a dog to get out of arguments with James, because it would mean that James was left with the following options:

  • Being known as the crazy man who is arguing with a dog
  • Rough-housing, and being known as the man who is mean to dogs
  • Submitting to Sirius’s literal puppy-dog eyes, and losing almost every argument they have from the age of 15 onward

The fourth option is to turn into a deer and continue the argument.

Hogwarts student: *walks in on a deer and dog barking at each other*

Hogwarts student: 

Hogwarts student: why does this keep happening

fleamontpotter:

snapslikethis:

hiddenpolkadots:

okay but was james potter the type to bite back all his deer related puns because ~don’t be suspicious~ or was he that weird kid at hogwarts with a deer obsession i need to know

…he called moony’s werewolf obsession ‘furry little problem’ and his nickname was prongs. pretty sure he had a deer obsession, babe, but masked it with general animal pun obnoxiousness.

actual footage of james and sirius on the hogwarts grounds

James: So now I’m supposed to do anything that Remus does? What if he jumped off a cliff?
McGonagall: If Mr. Lupin were to jump off a cliff, he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So, yes, if you see Mr. Lupin jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.