okay but was james potter the type to bite back all his deer related puns because ~don’t be suspicious~ or was he that weird kid at hogwarts with a deer obsession i need to know
…he called moony’s werewolf obsession ‘furry little problem’ and his nickname was prongs. pretty sure he had a deer obsession, babe, but masked it with general animal pun obnoxiousness.
actual footage of james and sirius on the hogwarts grounds
James: So now I’m supposed to do anything that Remus does? What if he jumped off a cliff?
McGonagall: If Mr. Lupin were to jump off a cliff, he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So, yes, if you see Mr. Lupin jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.