Tag: I’m not wearing pants

the-last-hair-bender:

copperbadge:

abominaidan:

wuuthradical:

abominaidan:

The best part about not having a gender is that every sort of attraction I feel is gay

You have a gender, it’s in your pants

Everyone! My gender is 67 cents, a pen cap, and some lint

My gender is an Old Navy credit card and some sand.

Accurate. 

My gender is FAKE FUCKING POCKETS.