Tag: idiot

velosarapter:

recapdrake:

rinokami:

skywalkingreys:

sandandglass:

Donald Trump
gets attacked by an eagle.

This eagle
truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.

It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today

This is the only eagle that deserves reblogging on the 4th

The Eagles know

it was a warning to everyone and no one listened

Watch how he’s holding the bird. Eagles are heavy birds that need good, solid perches, and he’s putting it too far away from his body where it doesn’t have a stable perch. It’s not attacking him in the first two videos, it’s trying to leave because he’s not doing a good job here. It’s DEFINITELY attacking him in that last video, though, since it knows that trying to stand on his hand will be unpleasant for it. 

In other words, Trump isn’t even as competent as the average tree, and the eagle knows it. And this isn’t a very smart bird, either!

bettsplendens:

bettsplendens:

bettsplendens:

bettsplendens:

“I’m not fitting in with the social dynamic of the group, I’m mad at them all, so even though one hand is burned enough that I can’t use it and there are leopards and lions in the area, I’m going to build my own shelter over here. In one night. But I’ll still eat their food.” 

Also, different person, 

“so I know this new guy just showed up with like 80 pounds of perfectly safe jerky that was cooked from a fresh kill, but I’m being Manly so I’m going to eat this disgusting meat that, not only did I get from the head of a corpse, I stole from the corpse of a LEOPARD KILL because I’m Manly and because in survival you have to eat whatever you can” 

and this is the guy who lost his last challenge, days from the end, because he ate poisonous fruit and nearly burned a hole in his stomach from the lactic acid.

Oh, what a shock. She got mad at the group and at not being able to do anything one-handed, AND throwing up after eating the corpse meat, so now she quit. 

Aaand the stubborn idiot is sick because he kept the corpse meat in a pot for nearly 2 days and kept eating it. 

“oh, I was sick last night because I’m eating so much meat. I’m loading up on as much food as I can. It’s a survival skill.” 

in the background, meanwhile, everyone is gagging from the smell of the rotting meat. 

STOP. EATING. THAT. 

He ate all of it and went back for the bone marrow, despite, er, stinking up the shelter area considerably with more than just the meat. I’m shocked he isn’t more sick. 

Boasting the entire way about his “survival technique” of eating rotting meat and maggots. Whining about how he “wasn’t appreciated” for sitting around eating rotting meat instead of helping with the shelter or hunting for actual fresh meat. 

He’s gonna get like 5 foodborne illnesses at once and puke his entire stomach out, isn’t he? 

bettsplendens:

“I’m not fitting in with the social dynamic of the group, I’m mad at them all, so even though one hand is burned enough that I can’t use it and there are leopards and lions in the area, I’m going to build my own shelter over here. In one night. But I’ll still eat their food.” 

Also, different person, 

“so I know this new guy just showed up with like 80 pounds of perfectly safe jerky that was cooked from a fresh kill, but I’m being Manly so I’m going to eat this disgusting meat that, not only did I get from the head of a corpse, I stole from the corpse of a LEOPARD KILL because I’m Manly and because in survival you have to eat whatever you can” 

and this is the guy who lost his last challenge, days from the end, because he ate poisonous fruit and nearly burned a hole in his stomach from the lactic acid.

“I’m not fitting in with the social dynamic of the group, I’m mad at them all, so even though one hand is burned enough that I can’t use it and there are leopards and lions in the area, I’m going to build my own shelter over here. In one night. But I’ll still eat their food.”