remember in transformers when this dude’s mom straight up tried to score with optimus prime

I will never be over the fact that Cad Bane’s name is literally “douchebag who ruins everything”

I watched some Nat Geo today and then this happened.

seizurecube:

eddrian32:

plantagoseed:

plantagoseed:

dragon fruit looks like how a video game developer draws the girl version of monsters in an mmo but applied to a watermelon

Just because it’s true doesn’t mean you should say it

Does op realise they have implied that dragon fruits have sex appeal?

are you implying they don’t?

kikilazuli:

wait why did it take me so long to realize that rebecca straight up just called blue zircon a bottom I’m deleting

End me

iopele:

awkwardtransformersscreencaps:

awkwardtransformersscreencaps:

Since when do porn blogs reblog stuff from your account? It’s weird and almost comedic, but why??????

this is comedy gold tbh

@ladydragon76 help I can’t stop laughing I’m gonna die