bastionthebeepboop:

• fruit very good, enjoy banana most. apple very cronch, grape very “sour”, orange very squirt juice all over bastion face.
• raw carrot very good. cooked carrot very not. texture bad.
• bird seed is not for human eat.
• chili make bastion face leak all over and had to drink lots of “milk”. would do again.
• apparently need drink water constant to sustain human body. taste like…nothing, very strange.
• have learned hard way not to take bite out of onion.
• bastion also learn that pen lid, paper, corner of tablet, clothing sleeve, bottle cap, soil, bullet, feather, hair, dvd, motor oil, lipstick, crayon, leaf, glass, miscellaneous scrap and bird poop are Not For Put In Mouth.