Tag: Homophobia

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fantasticworldofflanneldoodle:

Is this what war is now?

We finally weaponized gay chicken

I told y’all about the time at Adeevka, right?

Tell us a story, Frosty!

I was at Adeevka where the Ukrainians are trying to take a strategically-located overpass from the Separs (I was there as a peaceful tourist who never even touched a firearm, of course) and the positions there are about 400 or so meters away from each other, so if you scream loud enough the fucks on the other side can actually hear you.

Up to this point, I’d observed a guy dropping his phone like it was going to bite him when I told him the Bruno Mars song he was playing was gay, and could reliably make people leave the room by asking them “would you rather sit on a chocolate cake and suck a dick, or eat a chocolate cake while getting fucked in the ass”, so it’s at this point in the trenches that a flash of inspiration hits me.

In my best Russian (which was utterly broken but “proper” Russian grammar is barbaric caveman-speak anyway) I scream out “next guy that shoots is gay”. And I swear to whatever god exists that two solid minutes of silence followed. It was some guns-fall-silent Christmas miracle shit

thats it, thats the Gay Agenda ™ : world peace

antiweaponized homophobia

I have a question. I have nothing against gays, but you have to admit that shit is abnormal, right? Being versed in biology, you know that if you had a situation where everyone was gay the species would die out. Not counting that artificial insemination junk. I mean, it’s just very clearly supposed to be man and woman, so I don’t get why gays feel the need to shove it down society’s throat in every sector. Why not run a blog as a biochemist, not a gay biochemist?

feelboss:

adventuresinchemistry:

there’s so much homophobia happening in this ask but like, lowkey i’m most offended by the characterization of me as a biochemist

I’m a biophysicist thank you very much

also, get fucked asshole

I love when ignorant jackasses try and say this shit because then I get to tout out one of my favorite natural phenomena: The Whiptail Lizard. Several entire species of lesbian lizards that have sexual interaction with each other to trigger self-fertilization.

So, no. There are actually multiple species that are entirely gay that are doing just fine! Teiidae is just one example. Any species capable of parthenogenesis, which includes insects, invertebrates, fish, amphibians, reptiles, and some birds, could sustain an entirely gay population, and some already do.

There are also plenty of species that engage in same-sex mating more often than male-female mating that are doing absolutely fine. Like giraffes, most cetaceans, most primates, and most damsel and dragonflies.