hares – BettSplendens Tumblr Evac

tsrabbits:

There are two types of hare breeders:

1) This is Finley my artisanal heritage fancybastard, you can tell how fancy he is by the way his pin bones can cut real diamond and by the nose milk he produces that is definitely not pasturella.

2) This red motherfucker right here is the bane of my whole existence, he is bad, his unclefather was bad, but he has a half decent hindquarter and if he doesn’t drop dead of artisanal fancybastard disease before the end of this sentence maybe I can make a nice rabbit out of him.

iopele:

bunjywunjy:

I’LL KICK YOUR ASS. I’LL KICK YOUR MOM’S ASS. I’LL KICK MY OWN ASS.

when you get a new fic idea that completely replaces your drive to work on the current wip

whatthefauna:

I can only assume that what photographer Porsupah Ree captured here are binkying bunnies. A binky is a playful and happy expression made by a rabbit in which it jumps in the air and twists its body around in a convulsive fashion.

I think these guys might be the ones that inspired the saying “mad as a March hare”. There’s a type of hare that, in March, competes for mates in wildly rapid boxing matches that involve leaping into the air like this, making them look slightly insane.