thoodleoo:

• “no offense but why would you follow dionysus if that means you have to party in the woods” “why wouldn’t you?”
• *after learning about the chimera*“dude what you can’t be a lion AND a goat AND a dragon that’s too many”
• “in fairness, if apollo wanted to date me, i’d turn into a tree too”
• “she can’t be his wife, she’s his sister” “that didn’t stop zeus”
• *after learning medusa gave birth to pegasus” “OUCH????”
• “is there anybody zeus didn’t get pregnant”
• “like seriously i had to make a mythology family tree for english class and it’s literally all zeus”
• “hera’s kind of a jerk” “dude she literally threw her kid off a mountain because he was too ugly what did you expect
• “why is everything about horses”
• “oh, he starts eating people! typical”
• “so basically you shouldn’t ever interact with a bull in ancient greece ever”